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Splooshpoo

Like a McSplooshpoo only not powered by McDonald's.
That splooshpoo made my ass wet, good thing I didn't eat McDonald's first!
by instasiv/McSplooshpoo July 16, 2019
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rollerbladder sploosh

The least desirable but predictable outcome of a rollerbladder. This occurs when hitting a navigable bump on road surface causing a large discharge of piping hot urine to come gushing out of a woman’s urethra. Depending on the attire, it may leave a pronounced large wet urine stain, pronounced urine smell, and even trickle down her legs. Males experience similar consequences however discharge is likely away from the crotch depending on how his penis hangs.
By the stain and smell of her rollerblades, plus the empty Starbucks refresher in her hands, I could tell she had a rollerbladder sploosh just moments before.
by artisplay August 5, 2023
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Splorch

That satisfying squirty sound of hot sauce, or any spicy, liquid condiment makes when exiting the bottle.
April's ear detected the distinctive splorch of Sriacha sauce leaving the bottle.
by cimat1984 July 17, 2011
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splorch

Sound of a head being taken off by a high energy weapon, (such as a laser or ray gun.)Usually accompanied by a VOIP

Onomatopoiea

Derived from Quake games.
Gun: VOIP!
Head: SPLORCH!
by Yossarian April 15, 2004
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splosh

Slang for tea in the UK, primarily London.

Variations;

Builder's Splosh - All day, ordinary, brown tea-with-milk, with or without sugar. Drunk by most tea drinkers. So-called 'builder’s' to imply tea drunk in a greasy spoon (def. 2) before plastering something; to differentiate from 'fanny'. Also drunk by students and tokers Tokers Tea.

Fanny Splosh - Pink/any-colour-except-brown and/or transparent, fruit or herb flavour, no-milk-tea. Drunk by girls and hippies, the 'health conscious', ('fanny' implying UK def = vagina).
'Oooh, I'd love a nice cuppa splosh'

'Fancy a cup of splosh?'

'You want fanny splosh or builders splosh?'
by 5t3IIa July 28, 2008
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Sploosh

a smoothie but better Made with:
1 peach
1 bannanna
1/2 cup SCD Homemade yogart
1/4 cup honey
Like on Holes were Zero and caveman survive stranded in a desert under a boat. All they have is Sploosh to eat and drink.
by Kayla December 7, 2003
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sploosh blanket

Hey man, did you see that nasty sploosh blanket in Dave's car? He should throw that shit away.
by kraken32 April 19, 2010
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