Sploink

When the penis misses the vagina completely and goes full force into the taint. The resulting force causes a severe bend or flex in the erect penis resulting in pain and discomfort to the penis and sometimes the taint region.

I was bangin your mom super hard from behind, she was really liking it. She started bucking around and I tried to slam it in there hard and got a severe sploink that pretty much put me out of commission for an hour or so.

by Airgazim September 3, 2007

Sploink

To tug

I sploink that gloop it then a splurg get doinked

by EpicGamingTimeBabe November 21, 2020

spoik

Synonymous with the verb to poke, but in a crisp fast way, unlike the slow, prodding nature of the poke.

"Me and this dude were in a fight, and i totally did a spoik on him"

by Levi November 19, 2004

sploinburger

A word used when an expletive is deemed too harsh and you need a quick escape word to help you out. It's a substitue word.

"You are such a sploinburger"

by Neil Mahoney August 27, 2007

Sploink

To do, or to smoke, esp. weed

Hey, wanna come sploink this doink with me?

by Botherations May 13, 2022

Sploinky

Another name for the male penis

Friend 1: “Bro you have so much unspoken rizz.”

Friend 2: “I know man I just be having so many bitches on my sploinky.”

by John Persona October 4, 2022

sploinger

Used instead of that stupid ass word "simp" cause that word sucks

"Hey, do you know Simon Petrikov?"
"Of course, man, Im the number one Simon sploinger!!!"

by Persononurbandictionary69 October 17, 2023