spintelligence

The deliberate manipulation of intelligence reports to suit one's desired goals. Includes deliberate manipulation, exaggeration, or omission.

President Bush's justification for the War on Iraq was based on spintelligence.

by Sean Galbraith September 2, 2003

spitzer

A middle-aged man who prefers younger women - and not in a good way.

The opposite of a sleazier style of cougar.

"Can you believe how that old guy tried to hit on my girlfriend? What a spitzer!"

or

"You think she's a cougar? You should see my boss - he's a real spitzer!"

by Treasure Island April 5, 2008

hot spitz

the profuse amount of hot saliva that forms in one's mouth just before they throw up.

move out of the way, i got the hot spitz. i'm gonna barf.

by LuLuKAY January 12, 2008

Spitzenfreude

1. Taking joy from someone's downfall as a result of being caught in a sex scandal.

2. Regional. Taking joy from someone contracting a sexually transmitted infection.

Emily reveled in Spitzenfreude when her husband's dalliances left him with a crotch full of itchy crabs.

by Orleans Perish July 25, 2008

spitzer

Someone who advocates against what he is, does, or believes.
Hypocrite

We didn't have naked rituals when I joined the frat like you do now, so don't be a spitzer and stop picking on Richard.

by Bob Caron March 13, 2008

Spitzer

If one engages in a wrong activity, confident that one will not get caught, but the activity unexpectedly emerges to the surface and brings the downfall, one spitzers himself.

Johnny spitzered himself when his plagiarism he committed fifteen years ago was caught: he lost his tenure.

by Jean-Baptiste Eisenhower April 21, 2008

spitznogle

A black person ejaculating violently while loudly cackling!

Hey did you see Dwayne? Na man, he's busy with a spitznogle.

by Schroctopus March 2, 2014