1. An unpleasant surprise.
2. When a woman hasn't shaven her vagina in months and the guy pulls out and ejaculates on top of her vagina.
2. When a woman hasn't shaven her vagina in months and the guy pulls out and ejaculates on top of her vagina.
"Ahoolah hoolah hoolah, aboolah boolah boolah! Look who's got front row seats to the Mexican hat-dance now, just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake!"
"He was surprised at the sight of her unshaven vagina as his ejaculate got stuck in her pubic hair. Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake."
"He was surprised at the sight of her unshaven vagina as his ejaculate got stuck in her pubic hair. Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake."
by Dr. Terpentine March 9, 2010
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When one is too embarassed to admit that he/she has farted, thus blaming the noise, which closely resembles the noise of flatulence, on barking spiders.
(Man in elevator farts)
Other man: What the hell was that?
Man: I dunno. Damn barking spiders.
Guy 1: Dude I was on a date and totally ripped ass.
Guy 2: Should've just told her it was a barking spider.
Guy 1: Dammit, I didn't even think of it.
Other man: What the hell was that?
Man: I dunno. Damn barking spiders.
Guy 1: Dude I was on a date and totally ripped ass.
Guy 2: Should've just told her it was a barking spider.
Guy 1: Dammit, I didn't even think of it.
by mollyollyoxenfree July 5, 2010
Get the Barking Spiders mug.The Pink Spiders, commonly abbreviated as TPS, is a power-pop/alternative band from Nashville, Tennessee.
They are no MTV fairy tale. There were times when they made starving artists look like the had it good.
Their music mixes 80's garage with modern alternative, plus several genre's in-between.
They have three albums
(The Pink Spiders) ... are taking over!
Hot Pink
Teenage Graffiti
and a new album coming: Sweat it Out
if you're a fan of any genre of rock, they are definitely a band worth checking out.
They are no MTV fairy tale. There were times when they made starving artists look like the had it good.
Their music mixes 80's garage with modern alternative, plus several genre's in-between.
They have three albums
(The Pink Spiders) ... are taking over!
Hot Pink
Teenage Graffiti
and a new album coming: Sweat it Out
if you're a fan of any genre of rock, they are definitely a band worth checking out.
"young and wasted, look at me noww! i'm the king of california, straight from teneseee!"
"dude, what are you singing?"
"back to the middle, by The Pink Spiders"
"dude, what are you singing?"
"back to the middle, by The Pink Spiders"
by meganishizu October 5, 2007
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my baby's pretty as a car crash
sexy like a stinger of a hornet in your arm
just another modern swinger
singng "catch me if you can" with a cigarette in hand
its love. its heavy and it hurts and its love.
<3
my baby's pretty as a car crash
sexy like a stinger of a hornet in your arm
just another modern swinger
singng "catch me if you can" with a cigarette in hand
its love. its heavy and it hurts and its love.
<3
by Sammma April 23, 2006
Get the the pink spiders mug.Fetus Spiders occur when a person takes part in sexual intercourse just as they, or their partner, enter their menstrual cycle. It is quite the feat because you have to time your cum shot just right so you can fertilize the egg as it's exiting through the beef curtains. Once fertilized, the Fetus Spiders become larva and nest within both partners pubic forests. It takes, on average, one month for a feti-larva to become a full grown Fetus Spider. Once in Fetus Spider form, the creature is able to crawl and reproduce, just as everything else.
They average to be about 50-60 pounds, can run up to 85 mph and stand 5-7ft tall.
Works best while doing it doggie style or reverse cowgirl, although scientists have not proven this to be true.
They average to be about 50-60 pounds, can run up to 85 mph and stand 5-7ft tall.
Works best while doing it doggie style or reverse cowgirl, although scientists have not proven this to be true.
1. My girlfriend breeds the best Fetus Spiders in her raunchy vagina.
2. A Fetus Spider reproduced with my baby and made feti-larva in my ball fro.
2. A Fetus Spider reproduced with my baby and made feti-larva in my ball fro.
by vagrant48 March 10, 2009
Get the Fetus Spiders mug.The regrowth hair that needs shaved in the pubic region, or The few pubic hairs that need trimmed that sneak out of a bikini bottom. The lighter version of a Thighbrow.
Candice was avoiding going swimming with her friends as she had a bad case of crotch spiders, even though she had shaved 3 days ago.
by RustyBedsprings June 23, 2016
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