sphincter

the muscle that makes you poo

i had to get 16 stitches in my sphincter because vitt did me up the arse

by Morroco August 18, 2003

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sphincter sauce

The juice that discharges from the sphincter muscle in the anal cavity, usually in a swampass condition.

On a hot day, I could feel the sphincter sauce flowing in my shorts.

by jopola May 21, 2006

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Sphinctoid

Pebble or sand that falls from your arse when pulling off your swim suit.

When I got home from the beach and pulled off my swimsuit, my floor was pelted with Sphinctoids.

by puhleeze March 27, 2009

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SphincterPhone

Device invented by (Bob Dylan's) drummer Sandy Konikoff, a microphone inserted into the anus and used to achieve drumbeats by pounding or slapping the legs and chest.

Ned Doheny: That SphincterPhone makes you look like an electric rat.

by Lo Beedle January 26, 2004

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Sphincter Wrinkle

The wrinkles around the puckered anus

I had to shit so bad I tore a sphincter wrinkle

by Lil Buhda March 28, 2008

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Sphincterlicious

When something that you think should taste like ass, ends up tasting pretty good. Or anything metaphorically equal. As in you thought that was going to suck... but it didn't!

"Well Joe I thought having sex with that chubby girl was going to be a bad time but it turned out to be sphincterlicious."

by Clark Graff December 27, 2008

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