skert

to leave quickly or fastly

Did you see how Emily skerted out of here so quickly?

by i’m your gal January 25, 2019

Spartan Ski Club

The sexiest group of people known. All the female officers are unbelievably slutty, straight Jersey Turnpike. The word cum will be used in every email at least 3 times. If you see a finger dick at a party just give a good yank and move on. A place where Flip Cup is an Olympic sport. A group of people that aren’t afraid to start raw doggin’ some randoms. But most of all, it’s a GUARANTEED GOOD TIME!!!

"I got so fucking trashed last night, I wound up naked next to four hot bitches this morning. You gotta love a Spartan Ski Club party."
"I had a typical weekend with the rest of Spartan Ski Club. I don’t remember much, all I remember is that I was playing flip cup and then BOOM, I was snowboarding naked on the bunny hill."

by WinnerWinnerChickenDinner November 29, 2012

Sparta Kick

A kick that is delivered while the kicker yells "This is Sparta" at the kickee, whom then proceeds to fall into a hole or off of some sort of ledge.

Bob: Hey John.
John: What?
Bob: This is Sparta!!
John:Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
Bob: Thats my fifth Sparta Kick today.

by The Antman August 19, 2008

skert

to drive really fast and out of control, especially around blind corners of the parknig garage, or running from the po po.

escalade skertin on 22s

by horsecock May 11, 2006

Meet The Spartans

One of the most ridiculous movies ever made.

Brandon: Did you see Meet The Spartans yet?
Jessica: Yeah, it was 98 minutes of pure torture.

by I'mAnonymous February 2, 2008

SPARTA!!

A highly explosive grade of whoopass. Known to take foes utterly by surprise. So overpowering in its pwnage that it must be screamed every time it is said, preferably while kicking someone into a well, over a cliff or over any kind of precipice.

"Madness? This...IS SPARTA!!"

"Fool, I have come here to bring the SPARTA!! You don't want none of this!"

"SPARTA!!" *any words said after this point are drowned out by the mighty din of an ownage of epic proportions*

by the birds and trees March 1, 2008

Sparta

Noun
1. MADNESS!!!
2. the state of being insane; insanity.
3. senseless folly: It is sheer madness to speak as you do.
4. frenzy; rage.
5. intense excitement or enthusiasm.

"Man, did you see that guy stab that opossum? That was sheer Sparta..."
"He should seek help..."

Douchebag "This is madness!"
Badass "Madness? THIS! IS! SPARTAAAA!"

by King Leo' February 2, 2008