Spendorphins

Hormones released by the human brain when a lot of money is spent. Found predominantly in females.

As Hannah drove her new Mercedes from the Showroom she could hardly contain her delight as spendorphins rushed through her body.

by Karla Forbes May 9, 2005

spermometer

Male genitalia; the penis

Man: Can I stick my spermometer in your downstairs turkey, see how hot it is?

by Lizard_Queen July 12, 2007

Speedo Sailing

When a male and/or males receive oral sex from an anonymous person's father, then proceed to buy plane tickets to Finland.

"Dude I'm tired of school, need to get off, and would like to travel, lets go speedo sailing

by Overdose of Tums January 12, 2011

Spermoit

Unwanted lil fucking kid

That nigga @girlyfym/uglyfym is a lil spermoit

by Nigareq August 28, 2020

Coconut Speedo

Just two coconuts...

-Be sure to bring your coconut bras to the party!

-Oh, I'm bringin' my coconut speedo... Yah, just let your mind wander with that for a while.

by CreeperStash June 23, 2008

speedo pedo

someone who likes to watch boys in their speedos!

Rhea: OOooh look, speedos!
Josh: Speedo pedo!

by Trampikey and Goldie! September 5, 2005

Speedo

A really tightass dude's bikini-like swim suit that alot of swimmer dudes wear.

That dude in swimfan wore a tightass speedo.

by Master B March 10, 2003