Spazz Hands

The bastard child of spirit fingers and jazz hands.

When I combine the hand waggling motion of Jazz Hands, with the finger wiggling action of Spirit Fingers...Spazz hands is the result. An uncoordinated mess that makes the performer look stupid.

by Ninja Dave October 21, 2008

Spazz Chariot

An electric wheelchair

omfg, that guy over theres lazy, hes using a spazz chariot instead of a wheelchair

by Hooktron June 2, 2008

table spazzing

When you are at a restaurant and you decide to publically spank one out on the table so you get thrown out without paying the bill

I just got thrown out of Nando’s for table spazzing to save myself a few quid.

by Nobby’s Nuts December 1, 2017

spazz cock

The flapping motion of your cock as your coming.

Ah man! I was in the middle of sex with my girlfriend when I pulled out and spazz cocked all over here when I just wanted a break.

by Nobby’s Nuts November 30, 2017

Spazz out

Its when you go completely bonkers, if you're mental, or when you have a mental disease. Other times you could be complete retarded

Jonas is crazy that he is going spazz out because he is mental.

by the definer 61 November 3, 2011

SPAZZ ATTACK!

To be declared when anyone shows themself to be a spazz . You could also say, "WIPEOUT!" Alternatively, "SPAZZ ALERT!"

*I fall down*
my bff: SPAZZ ATTACK!

by ___Amaya Sakaruta July 5, 2010

spazz or spazzy

broken form of the word spastic.
used usually to describe a complete mong or retard

what a spazz. or hey you spzzy come here

by tartanbeastie February 8, 2004