spanking the weasel

Masturbating

His old lady wouldn't put out so Rufus resorted to spanking the weasel on a regular basis.

by Macsloan June 8, 2016

spanking the pow

The proper terminology to use when the pow pow is ripe for shredding and/or when laying fresh tracks with the homies.

Yeah bro them freshies were up to the nips yesterday—you already know I was spanking the pow.

by moutainbikerjoel March 7, 2020

spanking the rabbit

A Latin American meal at half price.

#1: Yo homie, I's just spanking the rabbit.

#2: Word?

#3: Keep on riding dat velvet whale, homie!!

by Commitment Elvis March 3, 2009

spanking the beaver

Spanking the beaver refers to:
A) Performing rough intercourse on a hairy pussy

B) The Timson Folk Band song titled "Spank the Beaver" inspired by the act of spanking the beaver.

The minute I first saw her at cut rate community college, I knew I had to spank the beaver.

I'm in therapy because I got drunk and spanked your mom's beaver.

I'm ashamed my girlfriend walked in on me spanking the beaver with her roommate.

by Dr. Rhino December 3, 2013

Spanking the ham

furious masturbation

"My roommate Tyler was spanking the ham last night and woke me up.

by gorilla tongue December 16, 2008

Spanking Drunk

The state of being drunk to point where you have the irresistible urge to spank your friends. Often more socially acceptable where the spanker is an attractive woman. First found in the lingo in Cambridge, MA.

Ken: Wow, Lillian was spanking drunk last night...I think I have bruises!

by ODBHB April 8, 2009

spanking tha monkey

When you gotta cum so hard and you finally do you scream out like a monkey being spanked with a leather studed belt

She was spanking tha monkey last night, had me going all king kong up in that piece when I cumed!

by Nordingo March 24, 2014