spacktard [spacker]

Cross between a spacker and a retard.

i knew you'd forget your key to the front door spacktard spacker.

by ben parkinson December 18, 2007

spastard

Not quite a spatic, not quite a retard, but god are they fucked up!

Daniel is a spastard

by Shaun Walker March 2, 2005

Spamtard

A fucking retard that forwards every stupid, inspritional, and or other annoying email without checking it's origins against Snopes.com.

What a spamtard, everyone knows not to give money to Lybians!

by Jon M. B November 24, 2009

Spectard

From the game War Commander. Someone who uses the overpowered unique unit known as the 'Spectre'. These person often lack skill, buys gold coins to constantly heal their Specter (known as coining), and will often become upset when they need to deploy heavy ground units such as tanks.

I was doing some upgrades on War Commander today when some Spectard came along and bubbled me.

by w3baholic November 29, 2013

Spaktard

Burtoner Spaz Retard

<Burtoner> i would have to be on drugs to be on drugs:P

by Pat Butcher March 11, 2004

Spactardusarectus

Someone who suffers from the following:

Situs Inversus
leprosy
Hetrochromia
polydactyly

Tone deaf
Colour blind
Atrial septal defect
Brachydactyly
unilateral lung agenesis
HIV positive
Cervical lymphadenopathy
UTI
Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria Syndrome
Ambidextrous

Clubbed feet
Tiny cock

Or in short: S.L.H.P.T.C.A.B.U.H.C.U.H.A.C.T

Friend1: Look, what an absolute Spactardusarectus.
Friend2: Hey man its 2025 we can say things like that!
Friend1: no it means he suffers from S.L.H.P.T.C.A.B.U.H.C.U.H.A.C.T
Friend2: what the actual fuck does that mean you spastic cunt ball

by Big Huge vagina August 25, 2025

spaztarded

1. an individual who is spasticated and retarded.

1. "that kid really pisses me off. he thinks he has friends. what a retard"
"na, mate, hes spaztarded"
"lol"

by arse-o-holic September 1, 2009