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Soggy tug boat

An old Navy term originating from London during world war 1 where 2 sailors tie a rope around their penises and play an aggressive game of tug of war.
Gay sailor 1: Cheerio mate, bet you can’t out tug me wanker!

Gay sailer 2: big bet bro, grab the paracord and let’s do a soggy tug boat.
by Hambonr February 28, 2021
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Song Yaxuan

Member and main vocalist of 7 member Chinese boy group: TNT/TeensinTimes/时代少年团.
Song Yaxuan Is a Chinese Idol born on March 04, 2004.
by anonymous June 11, 2021
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long song

in rap-longer then 5 minutes
in rock-longer than 6

in metal-longer then 7

in prog-longer than 20
hey jude is a long rock song because it is 7 minutes long. even the gods must die by nile is a long metal song because it is 10 minutes long.

six degrees of inner turbulence by dream theater is a long prog song because it is 42 minutes long.

Me- "hey billy wanna listen to a really long song?"
Billy-"through the fire and flames by dragonforce? that song is almost 8 minutes long!"

Me-"no six degrees of inner turbulence by dream theater, it is 42 minutes long"
Billy-"okay you sexy machine"
by cocklover43 September 13, 2009
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Aveirah Song

A really funny song created for Purim by boys from Lev Aryeh. It got over 50,000 views within a week, and over 100,000 in about a month. People who don't like The Aveirah Song have no sense of humor, and should be shot with a gun.
Whoever put out The Aveirah Song is really awesome and talented, and I hope they put out another song soon. They're like a Jewish Lonely Island, only they're actually funny.
Example #1:

Guy 1: Have you seen The Aveirah Song?
Guy 2: Obviously. Everyone has.
Guy 1: I know, I just wanted to see if you were paying attention.
Guy 2: I can't wait for their next song to be released!

Example #2:
Guy: You should totally watch The Aveirah Song.
Girl: I watched it already, and I didn't think it was so funny. I actually got very insulted.
Guy: We're breaking up.
by jewishfanboy June 17, 2013
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The Toliet Song

A spoof of, "The Vagina Song" originally written by Willam Belli.
The misspelling of, "toliet" was done intentionally so that it has three syllables; it is pronounced, "toa'LYE-et".
Lyrics to The Toliet Song:

♫ Some of them are warm, Some of them are cold ♫
♫ Some are kind of scary, And this is what they're called ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing..toliet ♫
♫ Some belong to rich folk, They're really clean & bonged ♫
♫ But big or small I flush em'all ♫
That's why I sing my song! ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Toliet! ♫
♫ Some smell really dirty, Like puke & shit and such ♫
♫ Some smell like a Massengill douche 'cause they've been scrubbed too much ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Nothing could be finer than to pee on hard white china, in the morning! ♫

(yes, he needs to be taught how to pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!) :-O
by Telephony November 1, 2015
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Soggy Nugget

A game in which a group of men each purchase 40 Chicken McNuggets from McDonalds. The aim of the game is to eat the 40 chicken nuggets as quickly as possible. The person who eats their nuggets in the slowest time must let the rest of the group ejaculate over himself.

The slowest person to ejaculate over the loser of the first part of the game must buy 40 more Chicken McNuggets from McDonalds. If he cannot finish the 40 nuggets, or throws up, he must let the rest of the group ejaculate over himself.

The slowest person to ejaculate over the loser of the first part of the game must buy 40 more Chicken McNuggets from McDonalds. If he cannot finish the 40 nuggets, or throws up, he must let the rest of the group ejaculate over himself.

Repeat Ad Nauseam.
Arrrrr mate, I dont fancy playing soggy biscuit tonight, I need something more substantial. Do you wanna game of soggy nugget instead?
by The-Sir June 23, 2010
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Dream Mask Song

A shitty song that only dip-shits listen to.
Guy 1: The dream mask song is so fucking shitty i wanna hang myself
Guy 2: Same man!
Dumbass: it's actually a good song you are just jealous
Guy 1 & 2: *loads Remington 870*
by SoapMuncher June 12, 2021
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