Definitions by Hambonr

Soggy tug boat 

An old Navy term originating from London during world war 1 where 2 sailors tie a rope around their penises and play an aggressive game of tug of war.

Gay sailor 1: Cheerio mate, bet you can’t out tug me wanker!

Gay sailer 2: big bet bro, grab the paracord and let’s do a soggy tug boat.

Soggy tug boat by Hambonr February 28, 2021

cream crush 

1. A spicy sex move where whip cream is used to fill the vagina before rough sexual intercourse.

Caleb: I just gave this sorority girl a cream crush!

Zack: nice man, but you better you tell her to watch out for candidiasis!

cream crush by Hambonr January 2, 2021