scuttlebutt

1. (Slang) Gossip; rumor
2. (Nautical) A drinking fountain on a ship; a cask on a ship used to hold the day's supply of drinking water.
3. (noun) a report (often malicious) about the doings of other people

I was hanging out at the scuttlebutt, waiting to get some water when I heard some good scuttlebutt on Vern and an inflatable sheep.

by message_tied_to_a_brick July 1, 2004

Snottleberry

Snottleberry: the nose's equivalent to a dingleberry in wich excess snot is left dangeling from the nose after a sneez, cough, or abrupt chuckle whilest drinking milk (usally a highschool senario). Often times one will cover the mouth and nose with the hand thus preventing a perfect snottleberry picture pose but if not properly handled and unnoticed can lead to the funniest shit i've ever sceen, and be followed by comments such as "dude that things got length i snot you not".....alltho most snottleberry incidents blow over after 10 or 15 minutes of gut wrenching laughter and intense finger pointing action serious implications have arisen on occasion and been know to cause egsistential damage to even the socially elite...........

"dude thats the biggest snottleberry i've ever seen i snot you not"

by Daddy Words December 29, 2009

Corn Shuttle

Simply stated it's a poop with corn in it.

I ate too much corn last night and I fired off a few corn shuttles today.

by Michael Turd M.D. November 26, 2009

sputtled

When a liquid overflows from a to-go container due to multitasking.

ugggh my coffee just sputtled all over the place whilst trying to carry this case of beer.

by adriana danger March 15, 2009

Snurtlesaurus

A Snurtlesaurus is a mix between a snake, a turtle, and a stegosaurus. Snurtlesauri are multi-colored, with the most common color as green or purple. The call of a Snurtlesaurus is a very distinct "SNiRT." If you do happen to see one in the wild, do not harm it, because there only two left on this planet.

We saw a wild Snurtlesaurus today.

by TK1224 April 20, 2015

Shuttle Disaster

Catastrophic, explosive diarrhoea, resulting in blowing your “O Ring”, just like the 1986 Challenger Space Shuttle disaster

Oh man, I had a vicious Tandoori last night and had a shuttle disaster this morning

by Dr Dongmeister June 14, 2019

Swuttle

The act of rolling around on an office chair.

This verb is formed from scuttle and swish (as often, people who appear to swish elegantly on office chairs have to madly scuttle).

I love to swuttle!

When her boss returned, she swuttled back to her desk.

Nothing gave him more joy than having swuttling races with his colleagues!

by Louanefan July 9, 2019