Responsible for the death of 6 billion people; phrase is followed by a "Life is unfair, don't you think?"
Q: 17 years ago, a single, solitary snail caused the death of 6 billion people. Life is unfair, don't you think?
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Sarah knew Tom wouldn't just kick her right to the curb after sex if she gave him the 'ol snail slide.
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To kick someone out of a friendly gathering for being a mad clinger. Originally from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Charlie: Hyah!! Hyah!! Get out here snail!! Hyah!! Go snail, go!! Hyah!!
Mac: Oh my god, salt the snail!! Salt the snail!! Go!!
Mac: Oh my god, salt the snail!! Salt the snail!! Go!!
by nuck_chorris 777 January 13, 2015
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(n) conventional mail in which a letter or package is physically delivered by a postal service, esp. when the object mailed could have been sent electronically via email/e-mail and arrived at the destination instantly
(n) conventional mail in which a letter or package is physically delivered by a postal service, esp. when the object mailed could have been sent electronically via email/e-mail and arrived at the destination instantly
Paranoid about "hackers" spying on him, my boss insists on sending all correspondence via snail mail, which means I can't use my spam filter to ignore him.
by BeardedFatass January 9, 2004
Get the snail mail mug.adjective: used to describe the total lack of awareness an affluent person (usually in the upper echelon of the social order and more often than not, a celebrity) has of the reality and the 'norms' of society's working class.
British abattoir worker 1: 'You know Paris Hilton was quoted the other day as saying' (actual quote btw) "I have worked very hard to get to where I am?'
British abattoir worker 2: 'I also heard she said' (another actual quote here) "All British people have plain names, and that works pretty well over there." 'What do you think Augustus?'
British abattoir worker 3 (Augustus Bertrand Blake-Bainbridge) covered in bovine blood and guts: (mutters under his breath) 'Fucking snoblivious bitch....'
British abattoir worker 2: 'I also heard she said' (another actual quote here) "All British people have plain names, and that works pretty well over there." 'What do you think Augustus?'
British abattoir worker 3 (Augustus Bertrand Blake-Bainbridge) covered in bovine blood and guts: (mutters under his breath) 'Fucking snoblivious bitch....'
by The_Beard_of_Odin April 20, 2009
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Hey Eric, check out the snail net in my new swim trunks I picked up from JC Penny. Look what I caught!
by Julius Plea$er June 3, 2016
Get the snail net mug.When two girls get really wet and drag their pussies across bedsheets to see who can leave the longest pussy juice line on the sheet.
Typically both girls would be next to eachother either on their stomach or on their backs. Each girl would grind their pussy into the bedsheet while moving upwards toward the end of the bed in an attempt to leave the longest trail of pussy juice. When the juice drys it will appear shiney and slimy as if a snail had crossed the bed.
Typically both girls would be next to eachother either on their stomach or on their backs. Each girl would grind their pussy into the bedsheet while moving upwards toward the end of the bed in an attempt to leave the longest trail of pussy juice. When the juice drys it will appear shiney and slimy as if a snail had crossed the bed.
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