Snoblivious

adjective: used to describe the total lack of awareness an affluent person (usually in the upper echelon of the social order and more often than not, a celebrity) has of the reality and the 'norms' of society's working class.

British abattoir worker 1: 'You know Paris Hilton was quoted the other day as saying' (actual quote btw) "I have worked very hard to get to where I am?'

British abattoir worker 2: 'I also heard she said' (another actual quote here) "All British people have plain names, and that works pretty well over there." 'What do you think Augustus?'

British abattoir worker 3 (Augustus Bertrand Blake-Bainbridge) covered in bovine blood and guts: (mutters under his breath) 'Fucking snoblivious bitch....'

by The_Beard_of_Odin April 20, 2009

snobalicious

A member of the opposite sex (usually a woman) that is so hot and delicous but is the biggest snob you have ever met.

She was so hot and we were both drunk but she was so snobalicious talking about herself all night long that i couldn't do her.

by djxmas August 1, 2009

Scotblivious

When you are so oblivious to a disasterous situation, mostly that you have created, that you continue to be in a euphoric state of bliss.

My project manager is playing golf today to celebrate the fact that he is three months late developing a system that doesn't meet anyone's needs. Boy is he ever scotblivious.

by Johnny McGreggor April 20, 2007

Snobvious

An agreement of an obvious conclusion.

'Dave, This cheese tastes milky..' 'Snobviously, Steve!'

by xpdamas December 26, 2009

sexblivious

Someone who does not pick up on blatant signals that a person wants to sleep with them.

"Dude that girl wanted to sleep with you!"
"Really?"
"You're so Sexblivious."

by IronsightsJ33 April 18, 2018

Stublivious

A combination of stubborn and oblivious

Sarah was always so stublivious about leaving paint in the walkway, I totally stepped right in the paint tray!

by Biggisdickus January 27, 2024