Sargasm

(n) the act of saying something so sarcastic, it can only be defined as a sargasm (sgasm for short).
(n) an eruption of sarcasm.

No baby, I never talk to my exes. (Sargasm)

That chick is FUCKIN HOT...No dude, all girls have those lumps on their necks. Hit that shit. (Sargasm)

Me and my wife never argue.
Dude, cut the sargasm and tell us why she has 2 black eyes.

by Ziriken June 10, 2010

sargasmic

the act of being orgasmically sarcastic; being so adept at sarcasm as to induce an orgasmic effect, leaving the sarcasee gasping for breath an making strange noises; i.e. that shit was funny as hell.

the sargasmic comment left everyone gasping for breath and making strange noises.

by the_Hopper March 9, 2011

Snarcasm

Snarky + Sarcasm

His snarcasm won the election.

by Baldwarrior June 26, 2017

Sargasm

An orgasm due to too much sarcasm.

Brad you have to stop, you are too funny. I'm about to have a sargasm 👅🔥

by Jwiggles April 21, 2019

Sargasm

A sarcastic orgasm. A fake orgasm.

You're not even good enough to give me a sargasm

by Pettyswap September 12, 2020

Snarcasm

A particularly stronger, nastier form of sarcasm in the form of a written comment or verbal remark.

“The snarcasm in his column today is gonna rattle a lot of cages”

“She really ‘put him in his place’ today, in her own unique, snarcastic way.”

by Equal Opportunity Annoyer XVII May 27, 2022

Sargasmic Procrasturbation

When you masturbate while you procrastinate in a sarcastic manner until you orgasm.

Guy 1: Hey, did you finish the project?

Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! I've been working on my sargasmic procrasturbation all night!

Guy 1: So you didn't really finish it, did you?

Guy 2: Nope, I haven't even started.

by Muff Garbage October 21, 2010