Snapping Twig

A man doing the duty of jerking off, ripping cord, shaking hands with the sheriff, etc.

My woman was out of town, so I went in the bathroom and began "Snapping Twig" as a substitue!!!

by Johnny Pizza April 7, 2011

blind snapping

When someone extremely quickly snapchats people while in a social setting, usually barely even looking at their phone to see if the other person says or sends anything of interest.

Ian, I don’t talk to you much anymore because you do nothing but blind snapping nowadays at college

by pl112 December 24, 2018

Mass Snapping

We all know that one bitch on Snapchat that sends you a snap and you know it's also sent to every fucking person in their contacts

"Oh Dillion finally snapchatted you?!"
"No he's just Mass Snapping ugh.."

by Katie I guess October 16, 2014

snapping the carrot

Jerking off, dumb ass

joey's snapping the carrot again

by Bonehead April 8, 2003

Snaping

Kind of a cross between snapping and sniping at someone, must be delivered in a manner akin to Hogwarts legend and all around sex bomb, Professor Severus Snape.

Girl 1- "And then we went to McDonalds and then we went to the cinema and then-"

Girl 2- "Perhaps if you paid more attention to your work and less to your little friends, your potion might not have the consistency of stewed prunes Mr Potterrrr- 10000000 points from Gryffindor!"

Girl 1- "Eh? Stop your Snaping!"

Girl 2- "Expelliarmus!"

by Rubyx4 February 16, 2010

Snapping turtle

When a girl gives head to somebody they hate on purpose, and then bite off the dick.

That hoe in Lisbon hit tony with the snapping turtle, and he had to get a €3,000 penis transplant.

by El ritardo July 15, 2018

Snapping the radish

Masterbating with unusually dirty or unclean hands.

Will was snapping the radish after playing in the mud.

by WillJERE January 12, 2010