shake hands with the French

unfortunate incident of piercing toilet paper with your middle finger while wiping yo ass

sniff my finger, i had to shake hands with the french

by J Dubya December 26, 2003

Shake hands with Dick Cheney

Urination. Particularly by means of a penis.

Hey Bob, save me a spot in that meeting. I have to drop by the bathroom to shake hands with Dick Cheney.

by Syne May 7, 2008

shake hands with the wife's best friend

to urinate

I'm gonna go to the restroom and shake hand's with the wife's best friend.

by sloppy Joe April 30, 2003

shake hands with beef

When a vegetarian or vegan secretly indulges in meat, or when a meat-eater tries to lure a vegetarian/vegan into eating meat.

Lori shakes hands with beef every now and then.

Come on, Lori! (Holding a burger in her face) Shake hands with beef!

by Pink Dog July 30, 2008

shake hands with the senator

(v.) to poop; specifically, to poop blissfully (also, "drop a Claude")

history: The bathroom in the Pepper Center, a museum dedicated to the late Senator Claude Pepper (D-FL), is a favorite stop for Florida State University students with impending bowel movements.

After eating that delicious burger at the Loop, it was time to shake hands with the senator.

by Tom August 25, 2004

Shake hands with the groundhog

To die. To expire. To cease to be

"I may not be feeling too good but I'm not ready to shake hands with the groundhog yet."

by Bogey251 December 24, 2008

Shake hands with Bruce Willis

A synonym for Masturbation.

I can't wait to go home and Shake hands with Bruce Willis.

by Erich Hein August 2, 2007