Smelloscope

a telescope used for smelling instead of site.

Man, I stuck my nose on the smelloscope and smelled some nasty shit!

by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth September 6, 2005

smemory

When a smell brings back a memory.

Having a smemory of a person, place, event, or thing by a smell unique to that moment or time.

by Desarae Lang May 12, 2009

Smegmomit

When someone vomits after experiencing ball cheese

I smegmomitted after not being able to get past the taste of his cheesy balls

by Swagman and Dimple December 10, 2009

Smelmet

noun or verb (used with object)

When riding on the back of my motorcycle and visor of the driver's helmet is open, the person riding on back farts into their cupped hand and quickly (to preserve integrity of fart scent) delivers said fart into the helmet and promptly slams the visor shut. Extra points if your efforts result in a crash, adding injury to idiocy.

Dude, I already felt gay enough with Hector on the back of my bike, then on top of that he gave me smelmet while we were going like 70 on the 405. Fuck Hector.

by Smelmet Lang February 24, 2013

Smegmonster

An obese male or female who's genitals are so filthy they should probably be put through a car wash.

I'm going on a blind date tonight, I hope it doesn't turn out to be another Smegmonster!

by Brian The Snail March 18, 2013

Smellousy

Noun. The feeling you get when some one else's food (primarily lunch brought to school or work) smells tastier than yours.

As soon as I walked into the break room and inhaled a delicious aroma of garlic and Parmesan, I thought of my stupid yogurt for lunch and was filled with smellousy.

by fairwe April 14, 2014

Smellocate

The act of finding via it's smell

Example 1. Person 1 "Dude what's that smell" Person 2 "I dunno" Person 1 "*sniff* *sniff* dude its those sock behind your couch."

Example 2. I found the pile of shit I smellocated it under the bed

by MaddHatterr October 19, 2014