Shops for Tops

A faggy bottom boy who looks for dominant tops in bars, clubs or online.

Chad always shops for tops. He doesn't want to end up with another faggy bottom boy.

by sarasplayroom.com March 1, 2009

slop top

The last man in a long line of men to anally penetrate a party bottom.

Whenever we have a pass-around party bottom, Andrew always makes sure he's last in line--he's a total slop top.

by twister sisty March 28, 2021

Slop Lobster

Annoying sloppy mess of a drunken idiot falling into things and hooking up with everything. Usually really drunk girls become Slop Lobsters..

"Who's that wasted slut making out with that weirdo Steve?"

"I don't know, but that Slop Lobster just puked all over Ed's bed.

by livetheshoree February 7, 2010

So slips

Very slippery.

Hey be careful out there it's "so slips"!

by Epunk246 April 8, 2016

banana slapstick

A reference to a type of old-time slapstick humor reminiscent of serious but clueless people slipping on banana peels, causing a surge of wildly insensitive hysteria on the part of onlookers.

His whole being, starting in his early youth, was rooted in banana slapstick reality and this caused him to feel like an alien in this day and age.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019

Slopscotch

A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, slopscotch is when you squat down and grab hold of your protuberance and hop up and down until release is attained.

In the northern provinces, Slopscotch is referred to as The Bouncing Buffalo.

by boatbutter August 14, 2006

Slop Shop

A restaurant that portrays itself as a fine eating establishment but serves ordinary or, even, sub-par food.

Usually spoken mid-way through the meal.....
"This joint is a real Slop Shop."

by Grizzly111 January 22, 2013