Get the sloothie mug.1. Taken from the Jay & Silent Bob routine from the Kevin Smith movies, "snootch" is short for "snootchy bootchy nootchies!" which Jay uses as a general reference for nearly everything. "Snootch" is typically a nonsensical declarative, similar to "dang" or "yes."
2. A Snootch is also a religious title given by people who have Snootchlust. In their passionate obsession with a Snootch, they constantly follow him around, chanting his name: "Snootch. Snootch."
3. A religious title for someone admired and respected so much that others hold the person in constant regard. {A radical obsession with Snootch.}
4. The religious fervor of a Snootch is called Snootchlust. People who are without normal, traditional religion find worship in a Snootch in order to pass their time and energy away.
5. A cult formed around a man named Snootch because he has led many to fawn over him constantly. {"Join the Snootch, as we obsess over Snootch! Snootch! Snootch!"}
6. People who obsess over a Snootch generally use negative or condescending words as an indication that they are embarassed to be less than and obsessed with a Snootch but don't want to let on in front of others.
2. A Snootch is also a religious title given by people who have Snootchlust. In their passionate obsession with a Snootch, they constantly follow him around, chanting his name: "Snootch. Snootch."
3. A religious title for someone admired and respected so much that others hold the person in constant regard. {A radical obsession with Snootch.}
4. The religious fervor of a Snootch is called Snootchlust. People who are without normal, traditional religion find worship in a Snootch in order to pass their time and energy away.
5. A cult formed around a man named Snootch because he has led many to fawn over him constantly. {"Join the Snootch, as we obsess over Snootch! Snootch! Snootch!"}
6. People who obsess over a Snootch generally use negative or condescending words as an indication that they are embarassed to be less than and obsessed with a Snootch but don't want to let on in front of others.
He has reached the level of Snootch. We must now follow him around and bait our breaths on every word that he utters. We cannot live without Snootch. We are nothing without Snootch. We NEED Snootch!
by Pfold Loves Snootch July 22, 2011
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Get the scootch ya cooch mug.A hybrid of the word "Slut" and "Hoochy". Mainly used around little ears, so they don't go repeating derogatory words.
Girl 1: "Have you seen that new girl at work?'
Girl 2: "I heard she hooked up with Derek."
Girl 3: "What a sluu... uh... Sloochy."
Little Girl: "Mommy, what's a sloochy?"
Girl 3: "Nothing, sweetie."
Girl 2: "I heard she hooked up with Derek."
Girl 3: "What a sluu... uh... Sloochy."
Little Girl: "Mommy, what's a sloochy?"
Girl 3: "Nothing, sweetie."
by Xpinkranger October 2, 2009
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Get the Scootchin mug.A friendly gesture of acknowledgement and gratitude (in word or action) between Canadians regarding items Canadian in nature. Most prevalent when both parties are outside of Canada.
Gayle found herself on the receiving end of a Saskatchewan smootch when she shared her ketchup chips with David!
by AllTheHarps July 30, 2018
Get the Saskatchewan smootch mug.A coward who intentionally presents falsehood as fact, and is highly prone to unrelenting dogmatic zealotry when confronted with reality. Typically highly antisocial, to the point of being a sociopath. Snootches are nearly always impotent or otherwise sexually dysfunctional, and receive sexual gratification only by getting another person to admit that their numerous lies hold some degree of credibility.
by Slootch May 2, 2011
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