Amateurs. A Nantucket Sleigh Ride is when you lay your special lady face down naked. You take her by her hair and slip the heels of your fit into her arm pits You then drop down on her going deuce hole. You then hang on and enjoy the ride. Properly performed it will bring back childhood memories of taking your flexible flyer down a hill of fresh powder.
by Emo2 March 2, 2011
Get the Nantucket Sleigh Ridemug. Filling your partners sex orifices with cheap cat meat...which was usually off cuts of whale meat..Then performining doggy style sex whilst holding her head back via a collar arround their neck.
Alternatively....open a can of cat meat..ensuring the sides are not sharp.
Slide your stiff rod in and fuck as usual..known as an alternative nantucket sleigh ride.
Alternatively....open a can of cat meat..ensuring the sides are not sharp.
Slide your stiff rod in and fuck as usual..known as an alternative nantucket sleigh ride.
by ulrich von lichtenstein February 5, 2004
Get the nantucket sleigh ridemug. Think human centipede but everyone is doing The Unicorn on each other in a straight line. Each person sticks a suction cup dildo to their head and forcibly inserts it into the rectum of the person in front of them in a smooth, fluid motion while also flailing their arms in a galloping motion. Once it gets to the person in front of the line, they let out a loud “NEEEEEEIGH” and rush forward, dragging those behind them (much like a Kentucky Tractor Puller while forehead to ass inside of eahother. Note: The person in front MUST also wear a Santa hat.
“Yo why did I hear you neighing in your room last night? You watching Christmas movies already?”
“Nah man, I went on Santa’s enchanted sleigh ride.”
“Sounds fun, invite me next time though lol I’ll be Prancer.”
“Nah man, I went on Santa’s enchanted sleigh ride.”
“Sounds fun, invite me next time though lol I’ll be Prancer.”
by MeatBeater69 December 17, 2017
Get the Santa’s enchanted sleigh ridemug. There are several steps to completing a successful sleigh ride:
1. Do the person from behind
2. Cum on their back, being sure to smear it around a bit.
3. Take a shit on their back, right at the top.
4. Tap them on the shoulder so they become upright.
5. Watch your Nutty Cosby slide all the way down on your freshly delivered powder.
1. Do the person from behind
2. Cum on their back, being sure to smear it around a bit.
3. Take a shit on their back, right at the top.
4. Tap them on the shoulder so they become upright.
5. Watch your Nutty Cosby slide all the way down on your freshly delivered powder.
Karen and I were feeling a little squirrely last night, so I gave her a sweet San Francisco Sleigh Ride, then made her clean it up afterward.
by Cocktaur The Terrible April 25, 2009
Get the San Francisco Sleigh Ridemug. Putting a piece of toilet paper in the toilet so the poo can land on it and sleigh down to the water part.
- I'm going to the toilet, Richard.
- Be careful, it is late, do the shit sleigh so you don't wake up your parents.
- Be careful, it is late, do the shit sleigh so you don't wake up your parents.
by kubik23_23 February 15, 2018
Get the Shit sleighmug. Slay but for festivities. Derived from the words slay (meaning to kill it), and Santa's 'sleigh' that reindeer ride in. Play on words, alternate meaning to Santa's sleigh.
by mewhenyourmumandme August 3, 2022
Get the sleighmug. The act of one or more bouncer(s) riding a person being asked to leave down the stairs towards the exit of a bar or establishment you are being removed as if you are a sleigh (sled, surfboard, snowboard... you get the idea)
by King66 May 30, 2020
Get the Fredericksburg Sleigh Ridemug.