sleep

the best shit in the fucking world!

SLEEP!!!!!!!!!

by whofingcares? May 2, 2010

sleep

What you do at school

Teacher: So where are we?

Student: sleeping ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

by Anonymous121212 December 28, 2005

Sleeping

To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.

by JamesLOL November 3, 2006

Sleep

Something no one ever fuckin gets

"Hey i actually got sleep"

by A FUCKIN DUCK March 12, 2017

Sleep

Sleep is the ability that gives energy to to animals and humans and this ability is most commonly used at night . In order to use this ability you need to close your eyes and RELAX. everyone unlocks this ability at level 1 (at the start of life).
It is also used when someone is really tired after a long day of wanking at himself in the mirror!

-Yooo I am really tired I should probably get some sleep
-NO please keep WANKING at yourself in the mirror
-Okay

*keeps wanking*

by I fuck gays (noHOMO) June 8, 2019

sleep

something i need (i typed this and its 1 am)

- i stayed up all night, i need sleep
- me too

by minyoongisksk October 19, 2018

Sleep

What school prevents you from getting

Teacher-"Hey jimmy no sleeping in my class"

Jimmy-"im sorry that school forces me to get up at 5:30 in the morning. Im sorry that school is the reason im sleep deprived.

Teacher-"Well go to bed early"

Jimmy-"falls asleep again"

Teacher-"jimmy go to the principals office now!"

Jimmy-"dies on the inside"

by CanYouLikeNotPlease April 14, 2022