Slabbed

To be be fucked up or to be fucking a bitch.

“Bro I slabbed the shit out of Vanessa last night”.

by Rickin rankin February 5, 2019

slab

A midwestern term, mainly Kansas City, that means a very large penis. A person who has a slab is said to be slabbing.

Tyler has a slab.
My girl was giving me shit, so I hit her in the face with my slab.

by boneslab January 11, 2012

slab

Terminology for a large penis or chubby piece of "cock meat"

Did you here? Jordan has massive slab.

by big daddy bastad February 23, 2010

slab

Australian slang for 24 beers.

i'l just head down to the pub and pick up a slab then we can all get trashed.

by 1010011010 August 1, 2007

slab

Mobile communication device shaped like a flat rectangle of technology, usually called a 'cell phone', despite its phone function now being augmented with one or more of the following: SMS 'texting' device, emailer, web browser, camera, camcorder, calendar, notepad, alarm clock, GPS navigator and/or a panoply of other 'apps' thus making it seem quaint to call it a mere 'phone'.

Wouldn't you know, I left the damn slab at home again--and my interview is in an hour...or was it two hours? and now I can't even remember the address I was supposed to show up at, either.

by psychaotic May 11, 2011

slab

A slab is a FUCKING HUGE American car from the late '60s-late '80s like a 66 Impala, 70 Cutlass, 77 Eldo, 82 Fleetwood, 88 Grand Marquis etc. Just a giant "slab" of metal on which you can floss your Vogues or Triple Gold Daytons. Probably the finest examples are late '70s Lacs.

If you believe in slabs, lets get it on (Big T, "Candy on Chrome")

by See Daytons, Vogues, etc. June 9, 2003

slab

A 24-pack of beer, in cans or bottles or varying sizes (throw-downs, stubbies, cannies, longies), also see carton.

"Wanna go halves in a slab o' New?"
"Fucken oath it's beer o'clock"

by HEMI April 28, 2003