Literally a hybrid of (or short for) Shitty Dreads. When a person has those nasty, un-cared for dread locks and doesn't seem to care that they look like a bum.
Dude: "Omg man, check out the Shreads on that guy!"
Friend: "Ohhh hell no, what's he think he looks like?!?!"
Dude: "Roflmao!"
Friend: "Ohhh hell no, what's he think he looks like?!?!"
Dude: "Roflmao!"
by St0rmBreaker June 25, 2009
Get the Shreads mug.the technique of saran rapping your balls and then running laps until sweaty then spreading and sliding it over your partners face.
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by B3nzin0 February 4, 2010
Get the Skreaping mug.When a male or female bends over. Then takes the index & middle finger from each hand. Inserts their fingers into the anus. Then spreads the anus open, like Predators mouth.
Spreadater:
During my prostate exam my doctor said," reach back and your ass like the predators mouth."
During my prostate exam my doctor said," reach back and your ass like the predators mouth."
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Get the Mega-spread mug.the act of lodging all the fingertips, preferably knuckle deep, into an orifice simultaneously, and then spreading the fingers as wide as possible.
"I'm on my period. It feels like Edward Scissorhands is spike-and-spreading my vagina."
Guy 1 - "Dude, that girl was a total freak!"
Guy 2 - "No shit!"
Guy 1 - "Yeah man, she totally let me spike-and-spread her!"
Guy 1 - "Dude, that girl was a total freak!"
Guy 2 - "No shit!"
Guy 1 - "Yeah man, she totally let me spike-and-spread her!"
by Deep and Wide September 18, 2013
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the list of sexual partners anyone has been with
-to "spread" is to "open up one's legs" and engage in sexual acts-
SpreadFax is a play on CarFax but is a word of mouth history of anyone that the potential partner has been with sexually
the list of sexual partners anyone has been with
-to "spread" is to "open up one's legs" and engage in sexual acts-
SpreadFax is a play on CarFax but is a word of mouth history of anyone that the potential partner has been with sexually
Anthony: that's my new girl friend, she has a rocky past but i think i like her
Marcus: Well i heard she's been around, you better get her SpreadFax
Marcus: Well i heard she's been around, you better get her SpreadFax
by Nanz October 1, 2012
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