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double-sided dutch squirtfest

When you intensely hook a woman in the vagina with one hand to make her squirt and with the other hand pull her head on your dick to deepthroat her profoundly until she starts puking on your dick, creating the ripple effect of making her vagina contract even more and discharge an even more massive amount of liquid
Your sister was a bit tense yesterday, after a good session of double-sided dutch squirtfest she felt much more releived...
by jerome612 May 4, 2017
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One sided love

When the person you love is being happy but doesn't see how depressed you are because you are the only one to feel the love. Also called a sad reality
He/she is being all happy with another person while i'm depressed, waiting for a miracle. This is, one sided love
by YoonminIsReal July 13, 2017
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Roundy-sized

Because when you are like 6'7" and like 270, you need a seperate class of goods and services in order to sustain life.
Hey bro, can I get 2 of those? But make one of 'em Roundy-sized for the big fella over here.
by donttasemebro June 30, 2008
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sixer

To start the morning off right, I downed a sixer.
by nick April 11, 2003
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sixela

That Girl Is Sixela. beautifulamazingstunninggorgeousperfect
by Brendan Simoneau October 18, 2010
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Sixes and Threes

A beat party. More specifically, a party filled with average to downright busted looking girls (hence the term sixes and threes).
Hey, how was that party last night?

Sixes and threes man, I got out of there real quick.
by Nabroleon Bonaparte April 8, 2011
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fettuccine-sized slit

The holy grail of labial proportion. One that has been cooked al dente that makes you want to jump in head first and eat until you're satisfied. Its proportions follow the natural patterns of the Fibonacci Sequence.
Michelangelo was regaling his tale when he was graced in the presence of the holy grail of vaginal slits; it was the fettuccine-sized slit of April O'Neil. When asked by Leonardo if it was prepared to ephemeral perfection, Michelangelo simply replied, "Al dente."
by zeezer43 June 19, 2021
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