face sitter

A girl who is so ratchet, yet pristine, that she sits on men's faces rather than simply fucking them

That chick is a fancy slut, she's just a face sitter!

by Mikeho October 7, 2013

dick sitter

One who pilots a crotch rocket or high-performance motorcycle. Used to describe the position in which rides actually sit on their reproductive organs rather than on their gluteous maximus.

"I saw a couple of dick sitter's polishing their bikes outside of starbucks yesterday."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

piss-sitter

Someone that sits down to pee.

Wtf dude, I aint no piss-sitter, I'm a typical male.

by Piss-stander November 28, 2006

high-sitter

Those tall chairs at the bar that you usually see at the bartender's counter.

I'll get on one of those high-sitters and order myself some vodka.

by FL4ym3Burn June 12, 2018

flagpole sitter

Someone who sits on top of a flag pole.

Look at that flagpole sitter!

by TimTam February 29, 2004

Donkey sitter

Donkey sitter is actually a person who is a fence sitter but suddenly decides to take a stupid stand at the 11th hour unwittingly, which is uncalled for.

Vernon was a donkey sitter in the Micheal and Denzil controversy

by Nixwin October 15, 2020

bench sitter

Someone who's on a team, but sits on the bench and watches the best players On the team play the game.

He's not a good player he's just a bench sitter.

by Eva7 May 31, 2016