simultasticrap

1. Describes a situation that is both fantastic and crappy at the same time.

Jenna: I think I failed that math test, but at least I got to sit next to the hot new kid!

Bianca: Sounds simultasticrap.

by whattheeffisgoingon March 5, 2011

simulstance

an even that happens simultaneously with others.

We are familiar with a hella lot of simulstances.

by uttam maharjan March 17, 2012

Simulbate

The act of masterbating in close proximate to somebody else at the same time due to lack of other options for privacy.

Yo, we're going to be stuck living on these bunkbeds in this barracks in Bagdad for like a year. I'm gonna throw this curtain up, you can post up on your laptop over there and throw your headphones on. Don't look over here I won't look over there, and let's just go ahead and simulbate so neither of us walks in on the other later. And let's never speak of this again.

by Maiorani January 13, 2016

Simulate the Friction

Simulating the friction: To take action of ridiculous activities pruely to irritate anyone by the name of Ethan

Chris: Hey Ethan I'm going to simulate the friction to stimulate the if loop.
Ethan: Fucking damn it.

by CTCR May 31, 2018

Simultasking

Performing more than one task at a time in a manner that doesn't diminish proficiency or efficacy of the combined tasks.

Mike was simultasking by building quality time with his daughter and maintaining his fitness when he used his daughter as additional weight for stair climbing.

Driving, talking on the phone, and applying makeup can be multi-tasked but not simultasked because one activity diminishes capability in the other activity when performed at the same time.

by Hopajoo2 April 8, 2019

simptaneous

When you spontaneously simp.

The way she looked at her was simptaneous.

by Precisely_42_Bees May 30, 2021

bimultaneous

When two bisexual people are in a relationship

That bimultaneous couple sure look cute together!

by badinerie September 27, 2021