Splurgum

The mess that results from performing the Alabama Hot Pocket, usually including semen, shit, corn, vaginal juices, and sometimes, yeast (If the Cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket was performed).

Sean gave his girl a Cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket. Afterwards, they were both covered in filthy splurgum.

by shaggy_merkin June 6, 2013

Splurge

the act of someone and or something to be able to spit out a substance from their body.

lol-

Yo, I just splurged all over my shower.

by JOOKES January 10, 2021

splurge

act of semen shooting out of the erection

"John was finishing up his moment with a splurge"

by xxprincessjayyxx July 27, 2015

splurf

The act of spraying water or another liquid from your mouth onto your keyboard and/or monitor, after reading something funny online.

That post made me splurf everywhere, now you owe me a new keyboard!

by Liev Love December 26, 2008

splurk

To vomit in mid sentence, particularly while degrading another. Mid 60's term

He was bitching about the food to the cook when he began to splurk in the burnt weinie and scorched egg salad.

by Scott Searl May 6, 2004

Splurg

The noise Grover makes in The Battle of the Labyrinth once he wakes up from passing out.
We do not know the orgin of this word, but i mean, its Grover.

"SPLURG! I OVERSLEPT!"

by Kazura and Izumi November 21, 2009

Splurge

misspelling of superglue

I cant get this Splurge off my hands.

by Anonymous June 28, 2003