Showsterbate

To perform the act of masturbation in the shower

At camp, ethan showsterbated which wasn't cool because it was the only open shower.

by Riley Langburt February 18, 2009

Showing Somebody Retarded

the act of showing somebody retarded is when you get mad at somebody and then show them retarded

Guy1: dude craig your fat
Guy2: shutup dude your like retarded
Guy1: I'll show you retarded



How is he showing somebody retarded? we will never know

by Rossdoni February 6, 2009

Showing your colors

Defining the values by which you live by showing narrow-mindedness, closed-mindedness or one-track mindedness.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 24, 2003

Shwit-it

A casual gathering of teens in maspeth, made up of people from around new york to get fucked up in every way possible in reiff park.

S1:"i heard you were in maspeth last night?"

S2:"yeah, i got shwit-it"

by SHWIT-IT October 13, 2010

Showin' base

When a male wears his pants so low that the base of his jee-honson is showing.

To sag on the front side.

Reno: Dude, did you notice that Sweedish dude's pubes?

JonnyBoy: For sure, he was definately showin' base.

by Renoryn December 27, 2007

Showing the horse and cart

To show one's age. When an older person makes a comment or action that refers back to times long since past and shows just how old they are, generally alienating the younger generation a bit in the process.

My grandfather made a reference to Howdy Doody today. Man, was he showing the horse and cart.

Also showing your age

by JacintaK July 6, 2009

string is showing

When a woman acts like a bitch as if she were on the rag.

Calm down, Julie, your string is showing.

by ananamas87 October 11, 2007