art show

A Red Light at a traffic signal.

"Hey, Nathan..." (indicate looking)

"Oh, yeah, an art show...whoa"

by HaHaNathanLOOK June 1, 2005

Slop Show

Used to describe a) a person who is so hammered they can't speak, walk, or basically do anything other than puke, or b) a party in which several people are puking all over the place

a) "Shit, Heather was a major slop show last night!"
b) "Hey did you go to Dave's party?"
"Yeah man, there was puke everywhere, it was a total slop show."

by Nairnsy27 February 9, 2006

oprah show withdrawal

To be on an emotional roller coaster, similar to Oprah's dieting history, because you can not cope with The Oprah show going off the air.

Suburban Sally: 'What the Hell is your problem John? You left the jelly on the damn kitchen counter! Put it away!'

John: 'Wow...really? It's never bothered you before? Why now?....OH! Now i get it! Let me guess...Oprah Show Withdrawal?'

Suburban Sally: 'Yeah honey. I'm sorry for lashing out at you. I feel like i just got paroled after 25 years, trying to now integrate myself back into society between 4-5pm daily.'

John: 'I'll will help you cope honey. We will get through this together'.

by C-dogg1972 June 9, 2011

Show shaft

The act of folding one's penis downward to allow the shaft to show from an open zipper. This is a socially acceptable act, similar to females showing cleavage. But like the nipple, the tip should never show, referred to as a tip slip

That guy R. Lager over there is showing so much shaft i can't get any attention with my six pack abs and Lambo. If i was packing i would surley show shaft!

by CaptainAloha July 28, 2018

lemme show you how to scratch it

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person 1: can I show ya something?
person 2: sure man
person 1: lemme show you how to scratch it
person 1: prrt ah prrt prrt ah ah prrt ah eh prrt se prrt prrt prrt se ah prrt prrt pr ah eh se prrt prrt prrt prrt pr ah eh eh se er prrt p ah eh se er er prrt prrt prrt-
person 2: 911, my friend is having a seizure

by -Nova- April 16, 2020

Alpha Show Piece (ASP)

All creds go to Cousin T Taw & Uncle Rom Wills check them out.

There’s the scum of the dirt ugly man , there’s the ugly man , there’s the average joe , the average handsome,

THEN

there’s the next level ... The Standard Diesel man the original standard alpha. Think NBA pro level , then above them are the all stars. Then the MVPs the best of the best of the best. That’s an ASP. Usually they are blessed genetically in every area imaginable the face the body build and height. These are are the alphas man. Think Dwayne Johnson , Alexander Skarsgård in Tarzan , Henry Cavill , Daniel Craig. Alphas are inspired regular men are intimidated and or jealous. This caliber even the original alphas don’t even compete with no one. It’s a totally different ball game. There’s no need for them too. These are the men older and even young women pay for for sex exotic work in the sexual underworld if you know you know. These are the gigalow s . Hate all you want but when the ASP Holy Ghost hits everyone knows. It is what it is. What are you gonna do about it !

When that Alpha Show Piece (ASP) Holy Ghost hits its game over for any and everyone in his presence. Commands respect regardless of how people are feeling.

by anonymous May 17, 2021

The big lez show

A absolutely skits YouTube animation made on paint that has the biggest fucking drug addicts in And the annoying green thing called clarance (fuck of) there is the the absolute mad Sasquatches that take so many drugs It’s un ber fucking leavable. Absolutely the sickest show out

The big lez show, You fucking druggo, whatyatalkingabout Donny you facking drug addict

by Danny the dealer March 26, 2019