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Shell shocked

When a cold gust of wind hits a man and his penis retreats back into its body, such as a turtle when it gets scared.
“So did you go all the way with Sally?”
“Nah I got shell shocked before I walked in”.
by Lil Lep January 25, 2018
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shlonked

Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.
‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..
by kebablalova December 16, 2013
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Shiddly Shonkers

If something is so fucking mind blowing that you genuinely feel like your organs are going to combust.
Jim: Goddamn look at her ass

Craig: Shiddly Shonkers
by Definer69er February 15, 2020
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shoned out

your a shone to the extreme;you do everything in the book && more.comes from the word shone(or action) which means hoe,trick,slut,etc.
DAMN!,that girl shoned out!
by MANDA bAYbEE. April 19, 2009
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Get shanked

getting stabbed/owned. Usually yelled in a violent manner. Can be assoiciated with almost anything related to or in associated with hitting or wacking.(no homo)
by freakyfresh123 August 24, 2009
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shanked the cat

To mess up the sistuation, to screw over a person or group of people by narking on them or mentioning someing to the wrong person. to tell a secret or reveal senstave information to people that could use it for blackmail.
"Damn Tommy, you really shanked the cat this time, why did you tell melinda that i was allergic to her perfume!"

"Don't shank the cat billy, don't mention that you are inlove with sally, OK!"
by LaidBackGuy1988 December 11, 2005
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Shell Shocked

The act of Tea Bagging being performed by a female, especially in First Person Shooter Video Games.
Gamer 1: That guy just killed me and is now Tea Bagging me.

Gamer 2: That's not a guy, its a chick.

Gamer 1: Damn, I've just been Shell Shocked
by GreasemanLangley January 28, 2010
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