Pronunciation: ˈsmȯr-fiŋ
Function: intransitive verb
To eject/discharge wax from the ear canal. Just as "number 1" and "number 2" are considered as a numerical reference to urination and defecation, smorfing is "number 12".
Function: intransitive verb
To eject/discharge wax from the ear canal. Just as "number 1" and "number 2" are considered as a numerical reference to urination and defecation, smorfing is "number 12".
by Human Overth February 21, 2010
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by In Shmorange June 20, 2009
Get the Shmorange mug.When you are at home working - and taking a dump at the same time = Shitting and working = shorking.
by QuadTrax December 1, 2010
Get the Shorking mug.A phrase used to describe a feeling of complete mental release while smoking marijuana. To throw one's social cautions to the wind, and act in a state that represents the most primitive desires of the mind. Zany, crazy, Kooky. Out of control, and feeling good about it.
blazed baked stoned fucked up blasted
blazed baked stoned fucked up blasted
Man, Eduardo went crazy after he smoked that blunt.
Yeah, he hit the motherfuckin' shmoingus zone, biatch!
Yeah, he hit the motherfuckin' shmoingus zone, biatch!
by Marcus Ricci May 2, 2006
Get the shmoingus zone mug.1. When a person dips their penis and/or strap-on in blue paint and slaps it against the naked body of a little person until said little person is "blue" and/or until one or both partners reaches orgasm.
2. When a man injects blue dye into his scrotum and orgasms all over a little person, getting blue "paint" all over the little person. This action usually is followed by a trip to the ER to examine the possibly leaking scrotum.
2. When a man injects blue dye into his scrotum and orgasms all over a little person, getting blue "paint" all over the little person. This action usually is followed by a trip to the ER to examine the possibly leaking scrotum.
"Dude, I totally smurfed in her face last night."
"Nice! What'd you do after?"
"Got her to drive me to the hospital! My balls were wet as FUCK. It hurt like shit. She was so turned on that I was smurfing in her hand on the drive to the hospital."
"Nice! What'd you do after?"
"Got her to drive me to the hospital! My balls were wet as FUCK. It hurt like shit. She was so turned on that I was smurfing in her hand on the drive to the hospital."
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Get the Smurfing mug.A common investing tactic brad from business 101 says he’s done a million times and that you should you do, yet he doesn’t know what the Dow is.
Brad: Ya shorting a stock is kind of my thing. I’ve done it a few times.
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones
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