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shmoogly

The state of being so tired that you feel high. When it's 3 in the morning and everything seems hilarious, you're shmoogly.
Friend 1: goulash.
Friend 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh god I wet myself
Friend 1: dude, you are so shmoogly it's insane
by hanzo87 September 13, 2008
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shmohog

A: Someone who displays a general lack of common sense.

B: A licensed motorist who exhibits poor driving ability.

C: An individual who is unknowingly behaving like an idiot.
A: Phonics is a shmohog because his wallet was in his back pocket when he thought he lost it.

B: That shmohog just cut me off!

C: The people who put up this definition are shmohogs because it took them 45 minutes to come up with the last example.
by Paul & Omar December 8, 2007
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Shmoogle

A Shmoogle is a puddle or grouping of any kind, consisting of ejaculate, urine, and feces. A Shmoogle can also refer to the action of ejaculating while urinating and shitting all at one.
Don’t go into the bathroom billy I just left a Shmoogle in there and the place is a mess.
by Flahugulus Bouglar July 19, 2019
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shmoop

term of endearment or pet name between annoying lovers who constantly PDA
does shmoopie want tuna-woonie?
aww. shmoopie.
by shmooperkins rodriguez May 29, 2003
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Shmoobing

Shmoobing: chilling or hanging out. verb
"we are all just shmoobing." (present tense)

"we should all go shmoobing some time soon..." (future tense)

"we shmoobed yesterday." (past tense)
by sittingkitty10 October 28, 2010
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Shmonoger

its a sex organ that a queer has. It is made up of 2 balls and a vagina.
1)wow whata queer he must have a shmonoger.
2)did you get that ointment for my shmonoger its been red for several days.
by 69gynecologist69 June 14, 2011
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Shmooing

Ejaculating on ones partner or self, and comparing the shape of the goo to the 1970's cartoon character "The Shmoo".
Girlfriend "I can't believe you just shot your load on my stomach"

Boyfriend "Sorry, I should have warned you.. wait.. does that look like...??"

Girlfriend "Why Yes!! It looks like The Shmoo! Shmooing with you is the best!"
by galactifish July 27, 2011
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