Long shlong

A giant peen sometimes mistaken for a pool noodle.

“Bobby’s long shlong is sticking out of his shorts again!”

by Melonz4 September 7, 2019

fatty shmorg

when you take your pants off and rip ass in a dude’s mouth and smooch with the boys to spread the stench.

yo I just ripped the fatty Shmorg at my friends house

by Chimp Slayer September 16, 2020

Farmer Shlong

A farmer with a long shlong

Me: “He’s got a farmer shlong!”

by sophiasuckssss May 17, 2021

Long Shlong

A notably ginormous penis.

Look at that chick's long shlong!

by Some chick named Fred December 12, 2005

shlong

extremly large dick. one that slaps your thighs

Oh my god Jimmy, your shlong is so large!!

by Bob Hingram November 12, 2003

Shlongaphobia

Shlongaphobia is the fear of ones own penis.

(In bathroom)
"Dude why do you look so scared? Whats wrong?"
"Oh Sorry I just saw my own dick and got really scared."
"Why?"
"I have a rare condition called shlongaphobia."
"Oh Gotcha, now it makes perfect sense."

by Patty Kane March 24, 2010

shlort

1. The direct opposite of a shlong.
2. A tiny wiener.
3. The male reproductive organ so small it can't even be called a penis.
4. The Muggsy Bogues of penises; the smallest of its peers.

"All the ladies that have been with him say that Justin was a let down because of his shlort."

"Uh-oh! Here comes that Boston kid with the shlort! Let's all point at him and laugh because he doesnt realize he sucks!"

"It only makes sense that since he's so teeny that he would have a shlort."

"All the girls find J-Dub's shlort cute...cute like you would find in a helpless puppy you would feel sorry for."

"A man with a shlong is hung like a horse and a man with a shlort is hung like the jockey."

by G-Teezy and Mezagersh February 27, 2008