the drunkest you can get for $3.
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When something sucks, but not overly sucks. Less emphatic that "shit" and a little more playful. Shit on a stick!
by Tara Brown April 7, 2008
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It can (and will) get you drunk for a reasonable price. It tastes decent which has no connection to its funny name. It has experienced a recent revival due to the comeback of old school beers.
Its really not that bad at all, even though its from Milwaukee. Its better than Milwaukee's Best...which doesn't make sense and isn't very good. And its older than Old Milwaukee, which doesn't make sense either and also doesn't taste very good.
Naturally, any Schlitz will taste like Schlitz. Its not a light beer so you can still feel manly with some Schlitz in your hand. If you decide to take a Schlitz, make sure you share your Schlitz with others.
It can (and will) get you drunk for a reasonable price. It tastes decent which has no connection to its funny name. It has experienced a recent revival due to the comeback of old school beers.
Its really not that bad at all, even though its from Milwaukee. Its better than Milwaukee's Best...which doesn't make sense and isn't very good. And its older than Old Milwaukee, which doesn't make sense either and also doesn't taste very good.
Naturally, any Schlitz will taste like Schlitz. Its not a light beer so you can still feel manly with some Schlitz in your hand. If you decide to take a Schlitz, make sure you share your Schlitz with others.
Chad: Yo man, pass me one of em brewskis, bro.
Brendan: No problem chief!
Chad: Ah jeez, this beer is Grolsch, dude!
Brendan: First of all, its not that bad, and second of all its Schlitz!
Chad: Ahhh, no wonder this beer tastes like Schlitz!
Brendan: No problem chief!
Chad: Ah jeez, this beer is Grolsch, dude!
Brendan: First of all, its not that bad, and second of all its Schlitz!
Chad: Ahhh, no wonder this beer tastes like Schlitz!
by applejack42 February 12, 2010
Get the Schlitz mug.Shlutz, the infamous word created in Westwood High School of Austin Texas by two students who quickly spreaded the adjetive/noun/verb. It is now used in frats of LSU and beyond. It is indefinable.
"What the schlutz"
"Lets go shlutz"
"I feel like shlutz today"
"You are such a shlutz"
"My shlutz hurts"
"Lets go shlutz"
"I feel like shlutz today"
"You are such a shlutz"
"My shlutz hurts"
by Formula D January 20, 2009
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Get the shvitz mug."If that asshole doesn't quit with his antics, I'm set to wage a full-on shitzkrieg upon him."
"I don't know what this asshole's deal is, he's been coming straight at me all day with his shitzkrieg."
"I don't know what this asshole's deal is, he's been coming straight at me all day with his shitzkrieg."
by heatshedfogphase April 24, 2008
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