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shitson

A variant on saying shit. In my mind a more exotic exciting way of swearing.
Oh, shitson! I've only gone and left my didgeridoo at Keith's
by mofoka_x March 23, 2009
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shitsplosion

The sudden, urgent, uncontrollable release of an enormous amount of shit, most frequently diarrhea. It is much worse and more violent than a shart. It can make you:
1. shit your pants.
2. doo doo on the floor.
3. dookie on any surface under or near you.
4. clog the shitter something awful!

It can also indicate: mass chaos; a conglomeration of fuckitude; a situation fucked up beyond all recognition, aka FUBAR; a Mongolian Cluster Fuck; when all fucking hell breaks loose.
I ate lamb curry last night and, an hour later, I had a shitsplosion so bad, I had to put my panties in my purse and haul ass from the restaurant.

Pam told everyone at the office she was screwing Tammy's boyfriend. When Tammy found out, there was a shitsplosion of apocalyptic proportion involving Pam stapling Tammy's ear to the floor, then yanking out her navel ring AND her weave!

That thirteen-car pile-up caused a hell of a shitsplosion on I-95 at rush hour yesterday.

My mom found my weed in my panty drawer, so there was a complete and utter shitsplosion at my house last night when she told my dad.
by budsbabe January 2, 2008
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blast your shithole

(v.) orig. from the 2002 film Irreversible. def. to sodomize. Used either as a threat of violence or kinky aggression.
Ex. 1

You: fuck you bitch. I ain't scared.

Me: you'd better be. I'm fixin' to blast your shithole!
Ex. 2
You: ooh baby! Yes! I love it! Talk dirty to me.
Me: I'm going to spit in your asshole, slide this godzildo in, and blast your shithole!
by hrshysqrt77 April 22, 2010
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Shitola!

another word for "Crapola" except using the word "shit".
"Shitola!, I've failed my exam!"
by Pam A. D. August 26, 2005
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shitrolling

dogs rubbing themselves on a fertilized lawn
Carla took her Rat Terrier Clyde for a walk and came across a newly fertilized lawn; Clyde promptly started shitrolling to get the scent all over him
by Uncle Joosie June 23, 2020
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Shitola

Man, that Shitola tastes really... shitty
by Insert_Clever_Name_Here_ May 10, 2021
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shitsplit

The act of sharting whilst sporting a g-string causing the fecal matter to become disrupted by the interfering underwear and launch forth in two separate directions.
Dude! That erotic dancer just performed a shitsplit on my lap!
by The Jarvis February 20, 2006
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