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SHITDICK

WHEN A GIRL GETS DRUNK AND GETS FUCKED BY TWO GUYS IN A ROW AND ONE OF THEM ACCIDENTLY STICKS IT IN THE WRONG HOLE. HE FEELS SOMETHING SQUISHY AND PULLS IT OUT YELLING "THE BITCH SHIT ON MY DICK..." THE OTHER GUY POINTS AND SAYS HA HA SHITDICK.
THE HOMIE GOT HIS NAME BY STICKING IT IN THE WRONG WHOLE, SO WHEN WE'RE LOOKING FOR THAT FOOL, WE ASK, WHERES SHITDICK??
by FELONY211 March 8, 2010
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ShitDickTaco

While Giving a girl anal sex, you pull out and push her ass cheeks together and pushing your dick between resembling a taco
"Dude I gave Ashley a ShitDickTaco last night
by XxStayGoldxX February 14, 2010
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shitdick

by lol goatse November 30, 2002
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shitdick

you have a penis shaped poo
by Ian April 9, 2003
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shitdick

the guy everyone knows that will fuck anyone, anywhere. also known as a hound, or manslut.
Woody is such a shitdick, have you seen his girlfriend? she is a butta-face.
by G-Diddy May 13, 2005
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shitdicktits

Long erect nipples which have been in someones anus.
She slipped her long, over-sized nipples in my anus and got crap on them and I was like, "damn you those are some nice shitdicktits"
by KamiOkurimono September 15, 2009
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Shitdick

Shitdick can mean Dickshit and also mean someone that is a retard. Incapable of having any laughs and has a dick up their ass.
sammi: hey shitdick! hows it going?
karina: hey dickshit! im good, how r u?
sammi: good man!
by poppopcorn December 9, 2013
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