sheldonizing

The process of removing human emotions and needs or desires in order to become more robotic and detached from the rest of humanity!

The bitch that broke your heart was the root cause of your sheldonizing

by ~Goddess~ April 7, 2015

Sheldon

bojangleas

sheldon:a crisp bojangleas

by boganles May 30, 2018

Sheldon

Adj,

A person who does not have the cognitive ability to read the room.

Also:
A person who does not know when to shut the fuck up and when to talk.

-- Albert and John at a funeral of John´s father --

Albert: So Albert, we should hit the party tonight
John: Jeez Albert, you are a sheldon

-- Troy at a fast food restaurant with friends eating --

Troy: This sauce is more like body fluids and this meat looks like human feces and...
Everyone: (Interrupting him) JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, We are eating SHELDON!!

by matin69 July 13, 2023

Shillonio

A being of questionable origin with sharp, razor-like teeth, no scruples, and an empty bank account.

Also commonly uses gimmicks to fool basement dwelling manboys who live with their parents into thinking a spritz of diluted pine sol will solve all of life's problems.

Dude, you're pulling a real Shillonio right now. GTFO.

by ShilldoggMillionaire March 16, 2022

Sheldon

A button.

Sheldon is so fucking cute.
Sheldon went on vacation.

by A279741 April 26, 2022

Young Sheldon

The prequel to The Bing Bang Theory. An actually good sitcom about Sheldon cooper when he was young (naww fr??)

Do you guys even realize how autistic Sheldon is?? Love that guy

Guy: My favorite show is Young Sheldon.
Gal: isn't that the show about the smart ass kid?
Guy: yes that's it.

by WolfWithAKnife September 16, 2023

Shildo

A shildo, much like an alaskan pipeline, is a shit dildo. But it is not frozen. The shildo is nice and warm and can fall apart in your hands.

Ohhh shove your shildo in my mouth.

I'm done with this shildo, throw it in a hot dog bun and let's make some texas dump dogs.

by Billy LangHenry March 6, 2009