Shatsturbating

The act of pooping, whilst, simultaneously, masturbating. This act is best accomplished on a toilet, or toilet-esque surface.

"I ate a lot of beans, and then I shatsturbated!"

Larry: "Wow, Turner, what's that smell coming from the bathroom? It smells of quando and poopy."
Turner: "Don't blame a brothah for shatsturbating. It's natchrill."

by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008

Shmatsy

another name used for someone who is a pussy.

Pj Tomasasetti is such a shmatsy.

Look at that kid over there playing golf, what a shmatsy.

by birdwellington January 8, 2010

Shatsterbate

1. Masturbating while sitting on the toilet taking a deuce.

2. Masturbating while thinking of William Shatner

1. My room doesn't have a lock on the door so I had to go to the bathroom to shatsterbate
2. William Shatner is the only person on earth who shatsterbates

by gcrack September 19, 2011

shatty tatters

n. another word for "shitty tities".

that chick has a great ass but shatty tatters.

by zck31 January 5, 2012

shatyia

a girl who is very antisocial, smart, LOYAL, and peeps a lot

Bro, I need me a shatyia !

Ain't too many shatyias out there .

by bigdaddyzavion May 21, 2018

Shatty

Explaining that someone has soiled themselves.

"Can you believe Tyron shatty himself again?"
"Man stay away from her, she smell like she shatty herself."

by Lacombbr July 16, 2018

shatty patty

a patty of shit

wow michael, what’d u eat for dinner? that’s a huge shatty patty

by Kender Bender December 26, 2018