scunch

the dirtiest pussy you could ever find.

John: "yo that girl is a scunch, don't do it!"
Kyle: "you're right bro."

by dropbeats_notbabies December 6, 2011

Nonce Scence

Being aware of nonces in your local area and knowing which celebrities are nonces.

"Im talking nonce scence"
"That liitle boy was thinking nonce scence"

by Adam Clarke August 6, 2004

scundered

Usually used in the past tense as an adjective. State of being embarassed by your own actions, perhaps by a sly plan that backfired, hoisted by your own petard.
Used in Northern Ireland. Not to be confused with the Sxcttish Scunnert

Sure he thought he was pulling a fast one but now he's the one thats totally scundered.

by AidanG September 3, 2005

Sconced

When one is totally wasted on alcohol and/or drugs at a hotel, and walks right into a wall mounted light fixture (sconce) in the hallway. Knocking oneself out.

He got a hotel room, drank the whole mini bar, and then sconced himself on the way to the elevator

by Smarty Marty NOLA July 25, 2017

Scunch

To expand and retract a scrunchie/hair band around hand for mild pleasure. Inspired by Scunci the dog of the person who created the scrunchie.

I've been scunching all day

by scrongtheeighth November 2, 2019

skunner/scunner

another word for a scally i.e. the ones who you find all over britain wearing nike baseball caps and smashing up bus shelters and generally being the scum of the earth.

"get that skunner out of here" or "dirty skunners" or "i fuckin' hate skunners" or various other derogatory terms.

by the fatboy racer/word adder May 9, 2005

scunner

A menacing youth with very bad dress sense and uncouth nature.See also chav or scally.

Check out all the scunners at the bus stop.

by Peter Doherty a.k.a bilo March 29, 2005