scret

skank, slut and ciggarette all in one

what a scret! but id fuck her.....

by stefan April 7, 2004

screwton

A term used by engineers to allocate their hate for Sir Isaac Newton. If newton never lived our lives would be a lot easier. Because of that bastard we are forced to do work till 3am every night. A cross between screw and newton.

1 screwton = 3.569E^-5 (pa*Wb*m*V*kg)/(rad*s*ohm*mm Hg)^(e^ln(0))

"Man engineering sucks, screw newton"

"Yeah...screwton"

by morningview March 25, 2008

Screwtchy

(adjective

Used to describe something that is beyond awesome, crazy and twisted. If something is screwtchy, it is funnier than funny, cooler than cool and better than anything ever.

If a song goes from really slow, to really fast, back to slow, fast again, and the rest of the time its just going crazy, and it is cool, it is then screwtchy.

by gilcore December 14, 2008

screlumptious

The act of being delicious and scrumpcious at the same time

Yo pete, that ricecrispy treat was screlumptious

by Rich Connell May 4, 2007

screwtacular

to enjoy sexual intercourse while feeding ones poon with whipped cream.

i gave some screwtacular last night.

by braad mclovin January 11, 2009

screwtility

A situation where any action is Futile because you're screwed anyway it plays out.

Sandy tried to clean up the mess while waiting for the boss to come back, but it was an act of screwtility.

After finding used condom wrappers in the wash, Joe knew that it was an act of screwtility trying to explain this one to his wife.

by [502] KanocAnoc May 18, 2010

Screte

Shit; feces. Short for "excrement."

"Franky left me a load of dog-screte at my front door this morning. What a cunt."

by dustBoxedNORTH September 6, 2019