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Chinese Scramble 

The act of simultaneously punching an opponent with both hands whilst kicking said opponent with one leg. For maximum effect, punches should start from as far back as possible.
When he gets upset, he is apt to do a Chinese Scramble on you.
Chinese Scramble by ThatGuy123456789 September 4, 2010

greek scramble 

An exhibition sport played in ancient Greece where a sizeable mound of athletic men would writhe around naked and on top of each other, whilst being drizzled with extra virgin olive oil.
It was a regular greek scramble at work the other day.
greek scramble by grahzny August 26, 2006

Taiwanese Scramble

To crack an egg in a girls anus and have anal sex with her until the egg is completely scrambled.

Add some salt and pepper and enjoy!
Sam: bruh I gave my girl the Taiwanese Scramble last night
Lily: don’t talk to me

miss scramble 

1) Miss Scramble is the queen of scrambled eggs, able to whip up a storm for a truckload of hungry lumberjacks with a few frying pans, stacks of egg cartons, and gallons of oil. She single-handedly saved the organic egg market after Paul Bunyan (that madlad) wanted some good eats, but was stuck inside due to COVID-19. Scramble, whose business had just enrolled in Postmates delivery, received an order of 20,000 eggs' worth of omelets from Bunyan and delivered to him within the hour, buying out every farmer's stock of eggs in a 100 mile radius. She is hailed as the Princess of Poach, Baroness of the Boiled, the Deviled Duchess, and has been bestowed the Tamago Tiara.

2) A phrase commonly misspelled, with variations like misscramble, miscramble, and mis-scramble, meaning incorrectly following the directions of a pre-determined scramble of a Rubik's cube.
1) Bob: "I would simp for Miss Scramble. Even though she ain't the tig biddy goth girl I want, she's a keeper 'cause she can sure scramble my eggs.

2) Joe: "Does anyone know how to spell misscramble?"
Evan: "Nope, I doubt it. Mis-scramble is just one that the Internet can't agree upon to spell, just like the way GIF is said."
miss scramble by NotACube July 24, 2020

Sunday Night Scramble 

The result of procrastinating doing your homework all weekend, resulting in a frantic study period occuring late sunday night.

Portuguese Scramble 

In order to correctly pull of the "Portuguese Scramble" one must crack 3 to 4 eggs into a woman's vagina and/or butthole (often times a funnel is needed for this procedure to be performed adequately). Next, one must use one's penis and/or penis-like appendage as a sort of plunging whisk and penetrate the woman's egg laden orifice. After "scrambling" the eggs adequately, one must then instruct the egg burdened woman to squat over a hot skillet and push the freshly scrambled eggs into the aforementioned skillet. Cook until eggs are fluffy. Add Salt, pepper, and semen to taste. Enjoy.
"Perhaps for breakfast my girlfriend and I can whip you up a quick Portuguese Scramble."