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The act of public sex in a university library involving two or more coeds and a strap-on sexual devise (e.g., a pink strap-on dildo).
The university police officer on patrol heard "sex noises" and moaning coming from a study room in the university library. Upon further investigation the officer observed two women splawning on the desk, with one woman leaning over the desk while the other, wearing a pink strap-on dildo, inserted the device into the other woman's vagina.
by Funky Charley May 9, 2011
Get the Splawning mug.Posh-Splaining is when a middle class or liberal class person talks about the poor or working class, usually believing they have some insight or knowledge, which always turns out to based upon effete assumptions based on self delusion. Their attitude and ideas are normally utterly aloof and condescending,but they are usually not intelligent enough to even realise this.
Posh-Splaining :- Those poor people are not very educated or intelligent and don't have a sociology degree like me, so don't understand their own lives as much as I do. They need me to think and talk for them.
by Lillburne March 14, 2017
Get the Posh-Splaining mug.Discoloration of the skin surrounding the anus and vagina. A condition that can be treated by a plastic surgeon in procedure known as Anal Bleaching.
Q: How was the girl you were with last night?
A: Fairly fit, no Tea Bag Staining, only a bit of Bacon Rind!
A: Fairly fit, no Tea Bag Staining, only a bit of Bacon Rind!
by Concho June 29, 2012
Get the Tea Bag Staining mug.Another word for anal sex. The process of staining your wood consists of a white male penetrating a butthole of his choosing and upon pulling out revealing a shit covered dick. Hence his wood has been stained.
Can be used as "stained wood" "staining my wood" or "wood staining"
Can be used as "stained wood" "staining my wood" or "wood staining"
"I spent all night staining wood"
"Me and my buddy spent all weekend staining wood with Stacy from accounting"
"Me and my buddy spent all weekend staining wood with Stacy from accounting"
by Megatron81 July 6, 2014
Get the Staining Wood mug.When a woman starts babbling inconsistently like she's trying to save herself from a beating by her pimp or man of ill repute.
When Pretty Ricky asked Mary where was his money, she started hoe-splaining as to why she didn't have it.
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