rob schneider

a man who makes stupid movies about him turning into something. examples include:
- a woman
- an animal
- a carrot
- a stapler
- kenny
- osama bin laden's penis

I woke up one morning and for some reason had turned into a velociraptor. I pulled a rob schneider

my rob schneider ran out of staples so i had to fold the edge on my essay

by krowkneeklay December 11, 2011

Schneider-muffin

This word has two meanings.

Meaning One: A very delicious muffin, much more delicious than other ones you may have had.
Meaning Two: A very attractive person of the male gender. This phrase is almost like a more appropriate, G-rated version of the phrase "stud-muffin" which may be considered inappropriate in some situtations.

"Man, I really feel like a Schneider-muffin"

"Look at that guy! He is such a Schneider-muffin"

by Miss Malice December 14, 2008

Signature Schneider

A push from the victim of dui,fat,and stupid jokes to the one making the jokes.

After I asked Adam if he could give me ride home. I said" Oh wait, you can't drive." He then gave me the Signature Schneider

by Mike Douglar November 25, 2007

A Schneider Mustache

A thin stream of semen shot across a woman's upper lip, resembling the pencil-thin mustache worn by superintendent/handyman Schneider on the TV show "One Day At A Time".

"My girlfriend was going down on me and turned her head at the last minute, and I gave her a Schneider Mustache."

by p.smitty March 23, 2010

Schneider

A pretentious, white, Caucasian, egotistical, asshole bastard whom hails from Oklahoma City and has a white residue surrounding his nostril region.

Hey that guy Sure is a douche. I bet he is a Schneider.

by lilbuddha August 16, 2011

Schneider

He is a very nice guy. Plays lots of intruments, very talented, smart, a class clown, ALWAYS gets into trouble, has lots of friends and a heartthrob in school. Girls be careful when you see him, you’ll fall for him instantly like I did.

Girl: Holy shit, that guy is sex on legs!
Boy: Yeahh, he’s my homie, he’s name is Schneider.

by iloverainbows<3 June 23, 2018

McKayla Schneider is a bully

McKayla Schneider is a very cruel, and inconsiderate person. She often makes fun of this really cool kid I know named Coty Johnson. He's really awesome but she never gives him a chance. She actually set his dog on fire. She's a bully. Don't be her friend.

"Wow that McKayla Schneider is a bully. Let's not be her friend, and be friends with Coty Johnson instead. He's way cooler."

by Kenny Bourbon November 16, 2013