Schmadge

A small amount of something, a short amount of time, or two months.

"I'm leaving for Canada. I'll be back in a schmadge."

by Hobo of Darkness June 25, 2005

Scamid Juice

Arabic Version of Lipton Iced Tea. Drank by U.S. Soldiers in Iraq or Afghanistan. Originated by M.E. on board the USS Theodore Roosevelt (CVN-71) In 2001 while in support of Operation Enduring Freedom.

Yo shipmate, get me two Scamid Juices while you are down there.

by John Jones, Murphy, Jameson January 4, 2011

Schmieran

An absoulte fucking fatass who never stops eating.

Mike: Yo Pierre look at Will he's eating again
Pierre: He's such a Schmieran

by AnonymousHamster May 31, 2020

Schmidt

Someone who should never be underestimated.

"Don't underestimate her, she's a Schmidt"

by kindofabigdeal2012 July 8, 2012

Schmidhead

A Schmidhead is traditionally performed by either Kathie(nice hillbilly spelling) or Bob Schmid. Pulling a Schmidhead occurs when either Bob or Kathie befriend someone for the sole purpose of using them. They operate under the guise of being decent people. They are so self absorbed that even their own children are neglected.

In order to staff his side business, Bob actually "pimped" his daughter. To keep Chad happy and employed, Bob agreed to let the two sleep together under his roof. Oops, I forgot to mention that she was a junior in high school at the time. Bob, father of the year you are not. You and you wife, are complete pieces of shit.
"Hey Bill, you really "tried" to fuck those people over. Your a real Schmidhead."

by the playa January 24, 2005

Schmidtfaced

When you attend Texas wesleyan’s GPNA program and you really want to go out and drink but instead you stay in and study hard for Dr. Schmidt’s next A&P exam

Ready to get schmidtfaced !

by RRNA104 October 25, 2019

Kate Schmidt

Hottest character in Fear street 1994 who didn’t deserve to die

“ Omg Kate Schmidt is so fine “

by 69cheese July 26, 2021