Jerry the other night Sarah schlarnted while we having sex, it was weirdly hot!
Ben you have a serious problem, schlarnting is a terrible medical issue.
Ben you have a serious problem, schlarnting is a terrible medical issue.
by FellowTeens December 1, 2020
Get the Schlarnt mug.Scharnhorst was a battleship built for Nazi Germany's Kriegsmarine. She can be alternatively described as a battleship or battlecruiser. She was laid down on 6/15/1935, launched on 10/3/1936, and commissioned on 1/7/1939. During Scharnhorst's first operation, she sank the auxiliary cruiser HMS Rawalpindi. She and her sister engaged the British battlecruiser Renown, and sank the aircraft carrier Glorious, as well as her escorts Acasta and Ardent. During that, Scharnhorst achieved one of the longest-range naval gunfire hits in history. Scharnhorst's final battle was in 1943.
Specs:
Belt armor: 350mm
Deck armor: 50-105mm
Turrets: 200-360mm
Conning tower: 350mm
Length: 234.9 meters (770 feet, 8 inches)
Beam: 30 meters (98 feet, 5 inches)
Draft: 9.9 meters (32 feet, 6 inches)
Installed power: 159,551 shp (horsepower), 118,977 kW (watts)
Speed: 31 knots (57 km/h, 36 mph)
Range: 7,100 nmi (13,100 km, 8,200 miles) at 19 knots (35 km/h, 22 mph)
Complement: 56 officers, 1,613 enlisted
Armament: 9 28cm (11") SK C/34, 12 15cm (5.9") SK C/28, 14 10.5 cm (4.1") SK C/33, 16 3.7 cm (1.5") SK C/30, 10 (later 16) 2 cm (0.79") C/30 or C/38, 6 533mm (20") torpedo tubes
Aircraft carried: 3 Arado Ar 196A
Aviation facilities: 1 catapult
Displacement: Standard: 32,100 long tons (32,600 tons), full load: 38,100 long tons (38,700 tons)
Propulsion: 3 Brown, Boveri and Co geared steam turbines
no i am not a nazi shut up
Specs:
Belt armor: 350mm
Deck armor: 50-105mm
Turrets: 200-360mm
Conning tower: 350mm
Length: 234.9 meters (770 feet, 8 inches)
Beam: 30 meters (98 feet, 5 inches)
Draft: 9.9 meters (32 feet, 6 inches)
Installed power: 159,551 shp (horsepower), 118,977 kW (watts)
Speed: 31 knots (57 km/h, 36 mph)
Range: 7,100 nmi (13,100 km, 8,200 miles) at 19 knots (35 km/h, 22 mph)
Complement: 56 officers, 1,613 enlisted
Armament: 9 28cm (11") SK C/34, 12 15cm (5.9") SK C/28, 14 10.5 cm (4.1") SK C/33, 16 3.7 cm (1.5") SK C/30, 10 (later 16) 2 cm (0.79") C/30 or C/38, 6 533mm (20") torpedo tubes
Aircraft carried: 3 Arado Ar 196A
Aviation facilities: 1 catapult
Displacement: Standard: 32,100 long tons (32,600 tons), full load: 38,100 long tons (38,700 tons)
Propulsion: 3 Brown, Boveri and Co geared steam turbines
no i am not a nazi shut up
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NavalFan108: Dude, just shut up before I use my Scharnhorst against you.
NavalFan108: Dude, just shut up before I use my Scharnhorst against you.
by maybesomeonerandomyes February 9, 2021
Get the Scharnhorst mug."Schmarandieren" is a German slang term meaning "to be on the verge of circulatory collapse due to excessive drug abuse." It‘s the longer and more meaningful version of the word „Schmarandern“, which basically means the same.
The word is used, as one might first suspect, not to draw attention to a medical emergency, but either to tell one's circle of friends how fucking high one is or as a question to make sure that the person in question is equally unearthly high. When someone is "am Schmarandieren“, respect is usually given in the form of an astonished laugh that would otherwise only be given as if you had just witnessed your own grandma doing 5 flic-flacs.
The word is used, as one might first suspect, not to draw attention to a medical emergency, but either to tell one's circle of friends how fucking high one is or as a question to make sure that the person in question is equally unearthly high. When someone is "am Schmarandieren“, respect is usually given in the form of an astonished laugh that would otherwise only be given as if you had just witnessed your own grandma doing 5 flic-flacs.
Ey Jerry, bist du grade arg am schmarandieren?
(Hey Jerry, are you hardly „am Schmarandieren“ right now?)
Boah jungs, ich bin grade so am Schmarandern.
(Oh boys, i am very „am Schmarandieren“ right now.)
Auf ner skala von 1-10 wie arg bist du am schmarandieren?
(On a scale from 1-10 how hardly are you „am schmarandieren“ right now?)
(Hey Jerry, are you hardly „am Schmarandieren“ right now?)
Boah jungs, ich bin grade so am Schmarandern.
(Oh boys, i am very „am Schmarandieren“ right now.)
Auf ner skala von 1-10 wie arg bist du am schmarandieren?
(On a scale from 1-10 how hardly are you „am schmarandieren“ right now?)
by Crecki76 November 12, 2022
Get the Schmarandieren mug.when something is very scary. so scary to the level that you want to scratch out your eyes and put bleach on them before putting them back. this experience is very rare and will only be encountered when you are sincerely terrified of an object or creature.
"god, that was very schcary."
by THANK YOU SOFIA THE FIRST April 21, 2023
Get the very schcary mug.A girl with a lot of swagg and has more game then the gamebored section at toys"r"us. A girl who is a drop dead gorgeous 5'11 blonde, with bright blue eyes. oh and big boobs. She is also ruthless and is called a bitch or cunt alot. Guys usually call her a slut because she doesnt put out for just anybody and there jealous.
by prettygirlswagg17 September 13, 2011
Get the Macee Scharf mug.by Tommy May 6, 2005
Get the schart mug.An ironic iteration of smart meant to describe those who act smarter than what they actually are, and more often than not, try to belittle without provocation, those who they consider intellectually inferior, probably due to some mental condition, untreated insecurities, or both.
_I posted in my public Facebook bio how excited I was about the new Spider Man movie coming out, when right off the blue comes this asshole, posting a sixty lines long reply, delving into how DC's character arcs and plots are more intellectually challenging.
_Wow, what did you do?
_I told him to chill out, that not everything in life is about intellectual pursuits, to which he replied calling me an illiterate buffoon.
_Wow, that was rude, and totally uncalled for.
_Yep, that's when I saw his profile pic was the cover of Asimov's Foundantion & Empire, so I asked him, being so interested in intellectual stimulation as he seemingly was, his opinion on the Foundation's traders, specifically if he would consider them good willed merchants sharing the foundation's tech with decadent imperial worlds, or just a buncha glorified shills sowing subversion among the Empire's citizens with their fancy toys and lofty ideals.
_Haha, damn son!! what did he say?
_Well basically, he just told me to go fuck myself and that his intellect is orders of "magnitud" beyond mine, which makes talking to me a waste of his precious time, then he outright blocked me before I could tell him to go get a hooker or something.
_Wow, such a schmart and cultured guy, probly the schmartest one in the family.
_Wow, what did you do?
_I told him to chill out, that not everything in life is about intellectual pursuits, to which he replied calling me an illiterate buffoon.
_Wow, that was rude, and totally uncalled for.
_Yep, that's when I saw his profile pic was the cover of Asimov's Foundantion & Empire, so I asked him, being so interested in intellectual stimulation as he seemingly was, his opinion on the Foundation's traders, specifically if he would consider them good willed merchants sharing the foundation's tech with decadent imperial worlds, or just a buncha glorified shills sowing subversion among the Empire's citizens with their fancy toys and lofty ideals.
_Haha, damn son!! what did he say?
_Well basically, he just told me to go fuck myself and that his intellect is orders of "magnitud" beyond mine, which makes talking to me a waste of his precious time, then he outright blocked me before I could tell him to go get a hooker or something.
_Wow, such a schmart and cultured guy, probly the schmartest one in the family.
by Granudisimo October 22, 2018
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