Scharnhorst 

Scharnhorst was a battleship built for Nazi Germany's Kriegsmarine. She can be alternatively described as a battleship or battlecruiser. She was laid down on 6/15/1935, launched on 10/3/1936, and commissioned on 1/7/1939. During Scharnhorst's first operation, she sank the auxiliary cruiser HMS Rawalpindi. She and her sister engaged the British battlecruiser Renown, and sank the aircraft carrier Glorious, as well as her escorts Acasta and Ardent. During that, Scharnhorst achieved one of the longest-range naval gunfire hits in history. Scharnhorst's final battle was in 1943.

Specs:
Belt armor: 350mm
Deck armor: 50-105mm
Turrets: 200-360mm
Conning tower: 350mm
Length: 234.9 meters (770 feet, 8 inches)
Beam: 30 meters (98 feet, 5 inches)
Draft: 9.9 meters (32 feet, 6 inches)
Installed power: 159,551 shp (horsepower), 118,977 kW (watts)
Speed: 31 knots (57 km/h, 36 mph)
Range: 7,100 nmi (13,100 km, 8,200 miles) at 19 knots (35 km/h, 22 mph)
Complement: 56 officers, 1,613 enlisted
Armament: 9 28cm (11") SK C/34, 12 15cm (5.9") SK C/28, 14 10.5 cm (4.1") SK C/33, 16 3.7 cm (1.5") SK C/30, 10 (later 16) 2 cm (0.79") C/30 or C/38, 6 533mm (20") torpedo tubes
Aircraft carried: 3 Arado Ar 196A
Aviation facilities: 1 catapult
Displacement: Standard: 32,100 long tons (32,600 tons), full load: 38,100 long tons (38,700 tons)
Propulsion: 3 Brown, Boveri and Co geared steam turbines

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Scharnhorst by maybesomeonerandomyes February 9, 2021

scharnhorst 

A girl, who has a vagina beyond any actual purging, because of the foul smell, overgrown hair. Has been known to eat people. Never talk about the fabled tale. Or else it will get you.

God, I ate out scharnhorst last night.
Oh My Lord, Did it eat you?
No but a fool I am for venturing into the abyss

scharnhorst by Mattias December 29, 2003

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016