When a guy appears to be consoling a woman who is ralphing by pulling her hair back. Preferably, the woman is wearing a slutty skirt and she is perched at a 90 degree angle when he rips her panties aside and ass fucks the shit out of her while she's still barfing. The harder he fucks her the more puke she'll get out and consequently making the guy look good by suppling medical aid.
Nick: Dude, that girl down there looks really sick.
Pete: Yeah, she just drank some hunch punch, but it looks like that douchey scrote is going to take care of her.
Nick: Damn, she's puking like crazy
Pete: Holy shit, he's giving her the Scandinavian Rooster
Nick: She looks like she feels better already. That guy's not so bad.
Pete: Yeah, she just drank some hunch punch, but it looks like that douchey scrote is going to take care of her.
Nick: Damn, she's puking like crazy
Pete: Holy shit, he's giving her the Scandinavian Rooster
Nick: She looks like she feels better already. That guy's not so bad.
by nickgolf August 3, 2008
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scan-dee-lyin'
–noun
rhymes with dandelion
1. (n) a coy, mischievous person
2. (n) one who commits mildly scandalous acts while maintaining an innocent attitude or reputation
scan-dee-lyin'
–noun
rhymes with dandelion
1. (n) a coy, mischievous person
2. (n) one who commits mildly scandalous acts while maintaining an innocent attitude or reputation
1. Meg filled Bill's office waist deep with Styrofoam packing peanuts, while he was away on vacation. She is a total scandilion!
2. Can you believe the teacher's pet got caught smoking a joint? He is definitely a scandilion.
3. That scandilion bet her friends that she could pick up the goofiest guy at the club.
2. Can you believe the teacher's pet got caught smoking a joint? He is definitely a scandilion.
3. That scandilion bet her friends that she could pick up the goofiest guy at the club.
by ScandiLion January 13, 2011
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When one person takes his or her "pointer" finger and "middle" finger, reaches underneath a male's legs (generally from behind) and attempts to pull his scrotum down while trying to insert his or her thumb deep into the male's anus.
A person with great skill who can wiggle or move their hand in a "wave" motion while fully engaged in the maneuver is considered to be able to fulfill the requirements of the "Original Scandinavian Clincher. As of recently, the wiggle or "wave" motion has been abandoned due to the extreme difficulty of successfully being able to complete the maneuver.
If done correctly, the "Scandinavian Clincher" can be a demoralizing and effective maneuver to cause pain/discomfort and or embarrassment.
When one person takes his or her "pointer" finger and "middle" finger, reaches underneath a male's legs (generally from behind) and attempts to pull his scrotum down while trying to insert his or her thumb deep into the male's anus.
A person with great skill who can wiggle or move their hand in a "wave" motion while fully engaged in the maneuver is considered to be able to fulfill the requirements of the "Original Scandinavian Clincher. As of recently, the wiggle or "wave" motion has been abandoned due to the extreme difficulty of successfully being able to complete the maneuver.
If done correctly, the "Scandinavian Clincher" can be a demoralizing and effective maneuver to cause pain/discomfort and or embarrassment.
Patient "A": "Dr., the strangest thing happened to me the other day?
Dr.: "Ok, tell me what happened."
Patient "A": "A person came up from behind me and pulled down on my sack with what I think was his index and middle finger. And at the same time placed his thumb far into my butt. It made me feel uncomfortable. It also caused me minor/medium pain. . ."
Dr.: "Hmmmm, this is interesting. I had a patient not too long ago complain of a similar instance. What happened to you is insulting. I understand that. The technical term of what had happened to you is a "Scandinavian Clincher."
Dr.: "Ok, tell me what happened."
Patient "A": "A person came up from behind me and pulled down on my sack with what I think was his index and middle finger. And at the same time placed his thumb far into my butt. It made me feel uncomfortable. It also caused me minor/medium pain. . ."
Dr.: "Hmmmm, this is interesting. I had a patient not too long ago complain of a similar instance. What happened to you is insulting. I understand that. The technical term of what had happened to you is a "Scandinavian Clincher."
by Leto Shepppard February 21, 2010
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2. sexual in nature, especially concerning sexual activities that are risky or done on the sly
2. sexual in nature, especially concerning sexual activities that are risky or done on the sly
by brianbbad June 15, 2007
Get the scandocious mug.1. What pretty much every doctor orders when they dont know what the hell is wrong with you.
2. The current replacement for physical examination.
3. The reason I will own a Ferarri one day. Also, see MRI.
Otherwise known as: CT Scan, CT, Computed Tomography
2. The current replacement for physical examination.
3. The reason I will own a Ferarri one day. Also, see MRI.
Otherwise known as: CT Scan, CT, Computed Tomography
I have a headache so instead of trying to figure out why that might be, my doctor protected his ass legally by ordering a cat scan.
by Flight23 August 7, 2006
Get the cat scan mug.a series of comics by "Humon" that, while some are not G-rated, are very funny. Each person represents a country or island (their shirt is their flag) and are based off of steriotypes for the countries the represent. There are alot of characters, but only a few main ones:
Denmark: A drunk who says weird things at wierd times. Scared of nature. likes porn.
Sweden: A total dork; neat freak, technology wiz, very orderly.
Norway: A nature-loving fish eater. Almost always carries fish around and/or eats fish.
Finland: Comes in around the eighth comic or so. A drunk who always wears a green hat with ear flaps. Always carries a knife and a bottle of whiskey. Violent. Typically uses the word "perkele", a finnish curse word. Likes trying to stab people.
Iceland: A very sporty dude with white-blonde hair. Like paracuting into random places, especially volcanoes. Drawn with sparkles, but doesn't relly sparkle. it's just to emphasize his prettiness.
America: A bigshot who is in about a third of the comics. selfish, strange, uses canada as a hat. Butts in to the scandinavian's buisness randomly.
each of the characters also has a sister, but they aren't in there very often.
Alot of the characters are gay in some way shape or form.
Denmark: A drunk who says weird things at wierd times. Scared of nature. likes porn.
Sweden: A total dork; neat freak, technology wiz, very orderly.
Norway: A nature-loving fish eater. Almost always carries fish around and/or eats fish.
Finland: Comes in around the eighth comic or so. A drunk who always wears a green hat with ear flaps. Always carries a knife and a bottle of whiskey. Violent. Typically uses the word "perkele", a finnish curse word. Likes trying to stab people.
Iceland: A very sporty dude with white-blonde hair. Like paracuting into random places, especially volcanoes. Drawn with sparkles, but doesn't relly sparkle. it's just to emphasize his prettiness.
America: A bigshot who is in about a third of the comics. selfish, strange, uses canada as a hat. Butts in to the scandinavian's buisness randomly.
each of the characters also has a sister, but they aren't in there very often.
Alot of the characters are gay in some way shape or form.
by AmajorFAN December 19, 2010
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