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Afro-Saxon

A young, white guy who acts black, a poser
Just what we need, another afro-saxon suburban kid.
by Capt_Capacitor April 20, 2005
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Afro-Saxon

Political correctness is the indecorum of modern man.
by wigger April 22, 2005
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Samons

v. samons samonsed.
When you correct a superior (ie. boss, teacher)who thinks that they are right, but they are totaly wrong.
They said the world was flat, but Christopher Coloumbus proved them wrong, boy did they get samonsed!
by Mr Erv April 1, 2009
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Saxon

A saxon is a drop-dead gorgeous, 10 out of 10, extremely good-looking female with perfect skin, an even tan (or a perfectly even snow-white no-tan), an immaculate hairstyle, aesthetically pleasing (but not necessarily big) boobs and a sonic boom booty.

A saxon can be seen indulging in narcissistic show pony acts of publicity at fashion shows in Paris, where every designer has her size.

Although a saxon may not necessarily have a nice personality, a saxon surely is a trend setter and is also highly intelligent and talented, thus displaying such skill and wisdom by doing such things as writing an intellectual book, song or article of some kind. A saxon does not live for fame. Fame lives for the Saxon.
eg:

"Holy shitting dick nipples! What about all those saxons that were at the Nicki Minaj concert afterparty!? I totally nearly bus'a'nut in my draws yo!"

eg:

"Some would say Rihanna is a saxon, I disagree, not even that trollop Lady Gaga comes close... however, the black barbie Nicki Minaj is an absolute pure saxon... So long as she never ever goes under the knife, I want to be on her. She's totally like Lil Kim x10, before all the surgery of course."
by Kommi Knoxville May 5, 2010
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Saxon = joke account

A phrase used to antagonize well known frequent poster of stupid shit on the Gamefaqs pro wrestling forum, Saxon. Often, retards whose humor level is comparable to Family Circus will post this on an intellegent Saxon thread because they think it makes them funny.
Saxon: I've been watching wrestling for the past few years but I only have one question: who is the Rock?
Everyone else: Saxon = joke account

Saxon: Goldberg can't wrestle at Wrestlemania 20 because he has to wrestle in Japan in March.
Retard: Saxon = joke account
Everyone else: Die retard.

Announcer: Here is your winner, and still Cruiserweight Champion, Tajiri!
Fan: Saxon = joke account
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anglo-saxon salute

Sticking two fingers up at somebody, flicking Vs.

A reference to the Norman invasion of England. When the Normans captured Anglo-Saxon archers, they would cut the archer's index and middle fingers off.

So as a act of defiance, unmolested Anglo-Saxon archers would rebelliously stick those two fingers up at the Normans.
He was being really haughty with me, so I said "up yours" and gave him an Anglo-Saxon salute.
by Roger Mellie 84 December 19, 2008
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Afro-Saxon

A person of African origin who is more British than the British, or follows outdated patterns of Englishness. West Indian.
Some Afro-Saxons even dress for dinner. Do they read Evelyn Waugh?
by Octopod November 8, 2003
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